Command
Oct 23, 2013, 6:10pm
The staff, who had been politely standing still all this time, returned to attacking.
"There's too many" Katrina yelled over the sound of panicked gunfire as the hosts br ...
Spiderbites Have Their Advantages
Oct 23, 2013, 5:19pm
Sorry to have been gone for so long. I hope you don't mind me barging into current events a third time.
Here we go…
“Er, guuyys…” came a robotic monotone . ...
OOC - 50th podcast!
Oct 22, 2013, 6:02pm
Hey dudes, just thought I'd mention that we've published Blue Dwarf's 50th podcast!
Read by Rebecca Tordoff, this introduces Fifi Castillo, the Frenchwoman who was Captain for a bit. Fee ...
Darth Jaxx and Calamaty Eve
Oct 20, 2013, 10:42pm
Here we go…
“Er, guuyys…” came a robotic monotone .
“Not now Jaxx” snapped Jay.
“Indeed!” Agreed Artemis. “Time is of the essence… We must-”
“Se-rious-ly ...
Bestial Friends
Oct 20, 2013, 5:26pm
I never was much good at history at school. Tell you the truth I was never much good at anything at school.
I spent the least amount of time in that long, old-fashioned brick prison ...
Xenobiology and You
Oct 20, 2013, 11:00am
“There’s got to be something the STCP squad’s physician missed when he examined the spiders” Cass replied “I don’t specialise in squashy sciences, so I’m way out of my ...
Dialogue
Oct 20, 2013, 4:37am
Jay hung back as the others departed, and as the last of them filed outside, instead of following, he pushed the ruined door closed and turned to regard Cass
Even in a blood spattered dress ...
Indiana Jaxx
Oct 16, 2013, 8:59pm
“Oh, for smeg’s sake” Alex sighed “No pressure then, eh?”
“Pah! There’s nothing to worry about dear boy” Artemis waved a dismissive hand at him “We’re all still ...
Retaliation
Oct 16, 2013, 4:32pm
Reloading, Jay spun around and faced Jaxx, and he stunned Jade. “We gotta get everyone, and get outta here…”
He yelled “Come on let’s move…”
“What abou ...
The Past Is The Present... Which Is The Past
Oct 15, 2013, 6:31am
Plisken lay passed out on top of the bar. Various disapproving looks were drawn at the sight of a lady drinking like a lout but Plisken had lived too long to care anymore. That was what was ...
Puppies?
Oct 14, 2013, 11:55am
Artemis was sprawled over the bed, snoring loudly. In the bed next to his, Boyd was sleeping peacefully, holding a screwdriver to protect himself from the on-existent corporation that was "s ...
Keeping Up Appearances
Oct 14, 2013, 10:44am
A beam of sunlight broke through the curtains in the small room of the Inn. It pierced over the top of the single bed, and struck the wooden floor at the other side of the room. As the bod ...
Room Service
Oct 13, 2013, 5:29pm
“I’m going with a month” Katrina said.
“No way.” Jay said, “She could barely shoot straight when she left. To get as good with a gun as she is now would take at least 3. Probab ...
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