Niples "Failed heroes"
Dec 24, 2001, 12:09pm
Seymour Niples
Cargo bay
Seymour watched in horror as Katrina was punched in the stomach by her parallel universe counterpart. He knew he had to do something, something herois probably. H ...
Shadows
Dec 23, 2001, 6:43pm
Recap- Katrina has found Captain Niples in the gutter and asked him if he
wants to be with her or the Dark Katrina. Whoever he picks, the other hits
the road. She patiently awaits his answer ...
One fork and one outlet... a deadly combination
Dec 23, 2001, 6:12pm
Acting Captain Allie Fletcher held the metal fork an
inch away from the wall socket, trying to decide
whether or not she should jam it in there and fry her
light-bee.
"What the hell was I th ...
Merry Christmas......baa humbug
Dec 23, 2001, 2:19pm
"WHATS THE MATTER?!" his wife asked, concerned Jay replied with "I CANT BELIEVE I SOLD THE PHOENIX!!!!"
"Oh is that it?" Alota said calming down,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ...
(no subject)
Dec 23, 2001, 12:36pm
"Exactly, Parrotts please!..... Hey, Jay? JAY?"
But Jay wasn't there.....
Damn right he wasnt.
5 minutes earlier.
Jay, sombre faced as was the norm these days pulled anothe ...
OOC- My absence
Dec 23, 2001, 8:50am
Hi everyone,
I'm sorry I havn't posted lately, and to try and make up for it i though I'd show you one of the reasons why I've been busy lately.
The picure of the Blue Midget attached ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Me? But I\'m in a crane crash!
Dec 23, 2001, 7:32am
>>>Snip
> "Hey, Armer?"
> "Yeh?" cmae the muttered reply from under a ton of
> rubble which formerly had
> been the crane Dean had been sitting in.
> "How can that work out?"
> "Well, I migh ...
Bored...
Dec 22, 2001, 5:55pm
Colxfile drummed his fingers on the desk top agitatedly. He was
bored. Very bored. You may think that it would be boring watching
back to back episodes of Newsnight, but that was just peanut ...
Me? But I'm in a crane crash!
Dec 22, 2001, 4:35pm
Dean climbed out of some wreckage, just to have his brain assualted by 2
different things, One a noise tthat should not be, the other, the horrific
sight of a nappy-clad, day-glo green, teet ...
Little help here
Dec 22, 2001, 4:20pm
> L'ontar awoke to find himself dressed in nothing
but
> a nappy, his
> body painted entirely green and hanging from one of
> the lamp posts.
Those bloody security thugs were going to pay an ...
Re: L\'ontar, security goons, crane legs and metal cutter thing, nasty!
Dec 22, 2001, 3:44pm
He raised his lead pipe and began to advance meanicingly.
Tom just watched as the demi-gelf matched up to him and then struck
him on the head with a lead pipe. Now, the thing is that Tom, Di ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] L\'ontar, security goons, crane legs and metal cutter thing, nasty!
Dec 22, 2001, 12:07pm
As Dean failed L'ontar realised how boring smasing
machines was and decided to move onto the security
thugs who he had had that figt in Parrots with a while
ago. He raised his lead pipe and ...
Re: Gee that airlock looks SOOOO inviting
Dec 21, 2001, 7:09pm
Who:- Kayn, Jay, Alota
Where:- Airlock 77 alpha
Jay spluttered.
"Kayn!" he yelled "What the hell are you doing?!"
"Saving your life by all accounts!"
"WHY?!"
Kayn looked at Jay as though he ...
RSS feed