Re: L\'ontar, security goons, crane legs and metal cutter thing, nasty!

He raised his lead pipe and began to advance meanicingly.
Tom just watched as the demi-gelf matched up to him and then struck
him on the head with a lead pipe. Now, the thing is that Tom, Dick
and Harry are all roughly the same in the terms of brain power and
pain endurance. They only seemed to have a single brain cell amoung
them and it took a hell out of lot just to merely hurt them, now,
hitting them on the head with a lead pipe is not one of them.
L'ontar looked at the bar that had bent to look like Tom's face. He
looked up to see the other two joining with Tom and all with a look
of utter malice on their faces. They began to roll up their sleaves
and grinned.
Five to fifteen mintues later
L'ontar awoke to find himself dressed in nothing but a nappy, his
body painted entirely green and hanging from one of the lamp posts.
(The thugs did the same to the last captain after he insulted the
security department for those that don't know)