Merry Christmas......baa humbug

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"WHATS THE MATTER?!" his wife asked, concerned Jay replied with "I CANT BELIEVE I SOLD THE PHOENIX!!!!"
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"Oh is that it?" Alota said calming down,
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS THAT IT? THE PHOENIX WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY!" Jay screamed hysterically
"Oh and what am I?" Alota asked suddenly sounding a little annoyed with Jays prominent exclamations. Jay suddenly calmed down,
"Alota....honey...baby....." he said in a squeaky voice. Alota sighed smiling at her husband. Throwing the napkin that was on her lap onto the table she grabbed Jay's hand and yanked him along.
Down in the main flight deck the Phoenix was. Jay along with Alota walked into the flight deck (well Jay was partly dragged).  Jay rushed over to the Phoenix,
"Damn if only I had the keys I'd take off for one last spin" Jay sighed,
"Well I don't know about the last spin but you can take a look if you like",
"But Alota it's somebody elses",
"They won't mind"
"Alota I'm not sure"
"Come on Jay"
"But....." Jay didn't have time to finish as Alota climbed up and opened the hatch. Wondering in she went immediatly into the cock-pit. Jay followed grudgingly, sometimes his wife was a little too daring. He followed Alota into the cock-pit and saw his wife sat in the pilots seat.  He nervously sat in the co-pilots seat,
"Urm Alota you shouldn't be touching that....where did you get the keys from?...no ALOTA DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Jay said franticly about to take over, but he stuck to his seat as the Phoenix started to take off.  The hanger doors openend and the Phoenix took off out the hanger doors. 
 
Once outside and quite far away from the BD Alota brought the Phoenix to a stop.
"Alota what are you doing, theft is a criminal offence" Jay said franticly wondering why his wife had gone nuts and resorted to a crime,
"But Jay I'm not stealing"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT STEALING?" Jay asked in hysterics
"Well why would I be stealing something that is mine?"
"What do you mean?" Jay asked confused,
"Well I knew that you'd get out of your depressed state soon enough and I thought well that you would regret selling the Phoenix"
"Yeah and?"
"I brought it"
"Oh is that it.....what?"
"I brought it, it belongs to Alota Chrysler"
"Oh....................one more question"
"Yes"
"When did you learn to fly?"
"I did a couple of courses as an extra curricular activity, that and my brother was a pilot"
 
<<It;s snowing outside heh heh heh>>