Niples "Failed heroes"

Seymour Niples
Cargo bay
 
Seymour watched in horror as Katrina was punched in the stomach by her parallel universe counterpart. He knew he had to do something, something herois probably. He knew that he used to be heroic, he used to be a captain- they were always heroic. Wearing white scarves and shiny medals, stuff like that. Seymour wondered if he had any medals, he wished he could be the courageous 'Captain Seymour Niples' again. But now he was a nobody, he didn't even know how to be brave.
 
Ooh, he'd just wet his pants as well. Now that was an un-captain thing to do.
 
DK held Katrina close to her and drove the pistol so far into her head that it left a bruised mark. Seymour watched Katrina being dragged off, he knew he had to say something, something fearless, something that would make DK shivver in hewr boots. Something that would make her think that Seymour Niples was back for good, and he wouldn't take any threats from her.
 
"Erm... don't....please." It was different, but awe-inspiring it was not.
 
DK laughed at his patheticness, and Katrina seemed dissapointed at him.
 
DK aimed her pistol upwards and fired a round of bright firing blasts into the air. They struck a mechanical winching machine on the ceiling which crashed down between her and the whimpering Seymour.
Niples dived out of the way, and when he looked next, DK and the girl he loved, and wanted to protect were gone.
 
"I need help." Said Seymour and kept saying it as he ran as fast as his quaking legs could carry him to the officers decks. Stopping only when he saw a saucepan and put it on his head for added safety in case DK dropped anything else on him.
 
"I need your help to save Katrina. I don't know what to do!" he said pathetically bobbing around nervously on his legs to the first person he found.
 
"Okay, but Captain...why are you wearing a saucepan on your head?" asked ......
 
<<So who wants to help me rescue Katrina?>>