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WARNING!! Don't open that zip file!!

Mar 27, 2008, 4:50am by Unknown

Alright, I've sent this out to all my contacts. I have reason to believe that my computer is infested with a spam bot. It could have sent you anything under the guise of a shiney new desktop ...

The purple headed soldier of doom!

Mar 26, 2008, 5:00pm by henrypotema

I chased the damn dog that ran away with my detached penis down the corridor. My life felt totally different, I wasn't fully a man anymore. What was I? I wasn't a woman, I was a... a ... thi ...

Andy- 'Bang, bang'

Mar 26, 2008, 6:54am by Unknown

Who: Andy, Skutters Where: Engine room; ground zero When: 1 hour after the crash Andy walked briskly along the corridors to ground zero. Insectzoid mask covering his face from the gas with s ...

Calvert - "Preparations"

Mar 25, 2008, 6:22pm by onion

"So, mate" said Eddie eventually "you want me to betray the crew and become a fugitive – again I might add – just to make fabulous amounts of riches. I don't think that's likely, ...

I am not feeling myself

Mar 24, 2008, 6:12pm by henrypotema

---last Time--- I opened the door. There was a man looking a bit flustered. I think he was going to sell me something. "Hi, my name is Raj." He said. "Fuck off Raj." I said, and went back to ...

Attack of the killer Manhood.

Mar 24, 2008, 8:23am by smandy

Where: Blue Dwarf... Durrr When: After the crash Who: Several people... It's too hard to write this bit before you write the post! Ths ship lurched as the SC Oath Keeper smashed into the ste ...

Justin comes out of stasis

Mar 21, 2008, 6:05am by henrypotema

I woke up from stasis feeling very crappy. "You look crappy." I heard someone say to me. I rubbed my eyes and focussed on his face, it was a man in a JMC uniform. I was so glad that things ...

OOC - New Member "Justin Pancake"

Mar 20, 2008, 7:48pm by onion

Everyone say hello to our new member Henry who will be playing "Justin Pancake". Character bio is below, or you can see it here: http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/crew/flight-technicians/justin- ...

*Action* - "Almost completely snapped off"

Mar 19, 2008, 7:29pm by onion

Who: Captain Jed Calvert Where: Drive Room When: As the SC Oath Keeper crashed into them Captain Calvert was surrounded by armed guards. He knew that his decisions lately had made him unpop ...

'Crying Crops'

Mar 18, 2008, 9:47am by Unknown

Who: Andy, Holly, Seymour Where: Comms room When: 1 hour after previous post Andy stared intently at the screen before him. It wasn't that 'Hal' was a poorly made AI construct. The fact was ...

Change of Scenery?

Mar 15, 2008, 7:09pm by Unknown

Who: Dante, Charlie, NSD Where: the Science labs When: 3hrs past the mole, (sorry don't have a watch) Dante looked down the corridor outside of the science labs. He caught a glimpse of his r ...

Tau of Phil - Part 2

Mar 15, 2008, 2:48pm by Mobius

Whom : Jay and Phil Where : parrots When : now, but later then Then It was the time of year when Phil and Jay toasted the memory of the late Dean "Toasty" Thomas. This was not strictly true ...

OOC - Go crazy!

Mar 14, 2008, 1:35pm by onion

Hello everyone, I just wanted to apologise for not posting an Action in a while and letting the storyline grind down to a halt, I've not had as much free time as I've wanted. I'm guessing ...

OOC - New character profile

Mar 13, 2008, 7:38pm by onion

Hello everyone! Grant has created a new character profile for his new character "Alistair Withnail" (mmm... why does that name and photo sound familliar...).http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/crew ...

Eddie Monsoon - Live and on Parole

Mar 12, 2008, 9:18pm by Unknown

Who: Eddie Monsoon Where: Blue Dwarf : Prison Cell #03, Deck 204 When: After a Twelve Month Suspended Sentence "Wake Up Monsoon. It's time" Eddie woke with a start and sat up from his bunk. ...

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