Justin comes out of stasis

I woke up from stasis feeling very crappy.
"You look crappy." I heard someone say to me. I rubbed my eyes and
focussed on his face, it was a man in a JMC uniform. I was so glad
that things hadn't changed and I hadn't been in stasis for millions
of years or something like in movies.
According to the tag on the mans uniform, his name was "Colin.
"Fuck off!" I said. "No need to insult me." The man backed away and
apologised.
"Stasis effects people in different ways. I will have to run a scan."
he said. I did not like scans, but I let him.
"Actually I do feel like crap." I said. "I think I shit myself."
"What?"
"I did, look"
"Ergh pull your pants back up thats disgusting."
"Its gone all dry, I must have done it before I was in stasis and it
froze."
"Maybe I should call a doctor?"
"Nah, no worries. It happens all the time. I just need some fresh
kegs."
"Okay"
I pull my pants back up and feel it thawing out and running down my
legs. I do not mind though. Colin telsl me that he brought me out of
stasis because they need some people to help repair the
shuttlecrafts. He shows me to a place to live. The starship was big,
bigger than anything I could imagine. I saw a map and tried to
remember where the key points were.
"These are your quarters"
"Thanks" I said. "Do I have cable?"
"Yes"
"And porn?"
"12 channels"
"Only 12? Take me back to Earth, this place is shit"
"You also get internet"
"Bonus!" I say.
Colin goes and leaves me to enjoy my quarters. There is damp on the
wall, the bedsheets are dirty, and there is something living in the
bathroom that I thing was descended from a rat. Maybe it bred with a
cockroach.
I started watching the porn on the tv. It was alright, but I
preferred something multi-racial with GELFS in it. Someone knocked on
the door.
I opened the door. There was a man looking a bit flustered. I think
he was going to sell me something. "Hi, my name is Raj." He said.
"Fuck off Raj." I said, and went back to my porn.
To be continued!!!!!!