Attack of the killer Manhood.

Where: Blue Dwarf... Durrr
When: After the crash
Who: Several people... It's too hard to write this bit before you
write the post!
Ths ship lurched as the SC Oath Keeper smashed into the stern.
Artificial gravity for the most part does its job as expected.
Unfortunately for most, when there is a large explosion, or an impact
of great power, this artificial gravity wavers for a second or two.
The impact from the Space Corps battleship was one of those impacts.
"Will I ever get some sleep?" Rosette asked herself as she rubbed her
shoulder. The impact had thrown her out of her bed. She'd thought
now would be the best time to get some sleep, the wormhole drive would
have put alot of distance between them and those who'd wish to harm
them. Unfortunately, she hadn't accounted for people who were
actively trying to get the Space Corps to find them.
Getting up from the floor, she got dressed quickly, and grabbed her
weapons. Her first stop was the sandwich shop on the Promenade.
Can't fight on an empty stomach first thing in the... evening...
"murfru" she said, sandwich in her mouth, running towards the
turbolift. Most would have understood that as a 'thankyou' but she
didn't have time to stop and eat it in the shop. She finished her
breakfast/supper while she was in the lift, and stopped at a terminal.
"What's going on?" she asked, to anyone in the security offices.
After a short silence, someone appeared at the other end.
"A ships rammed us! there's dangerous gas all through engineering!" he
said, "Stay away from there!" he said, before turning it off and
probably running as far from engineering as he could.
"Smeg." was all Rosette could reply. She turned back to the
turbolift, and headed for the Drive Room.
The door opened, and instantly the noise from inside flooded out into
the corridor. Calvert was sat on his chair barking orders, and
everyone around him was working frantically to try and sort out the
problem. As she walked in, she heard a terminal to the side, someone
down in the depths of the ship.
"There's penises everywhere! they're trying to kill us!" he yelled,
before collapsing. Rosette shuddered at the thought. "Must be
crazy..." she said to herself, trying not to imagine what it would be
like to be killed by a penis.
"What's going on?" she asked to no one in particular, hoping to get an
answer.. and Preferrably not from the Captain.
<Tag! Thought I'd answer one of the questions at least... We know its
Cyclosium B, but what else does it do? Sorry for the short post... I
couldn't think of anything else to write, without making it really long.>