Tau of Phil - Part 2

Whom : Jay and Phil
Where : parrots
When : now, but later then Then
It was the time of year when Phil and Jay toasted the memory of the
late Dean "Toasty" Thomas.
This was not strictly true as techincally the due celebrated anyday
with a Y in it, but they
liked the excuse.
Phil sat down with a slight thump, pulling out bottle from his pockets
and handing one to jay
"So Phil...you said you was gonna tell me what happened..like where
you been for the last few months and what happened to the midget
and your evil doppleganegege...doppleganeer....arse it...your evil clone?"
"Well, " he slured slighty.."You know the Archivers?"
"I am aware of them yes" replied Jay.
"well..."
"I say chaps mind if i join you?"
"Oh bugger it it's seymour....I mean yes of couurse sit down..Phil
just explainig where he was .."
"Oh good show old chap...hmm..i apear to be sitting in some beer" he
sniffed.
"That nor beer...i needed a wizz and could not be arsed to move.."
said Phil winking at Jay.
The sound Seymour made was unpleseasnet
"Now where was i? Oh yeah holly..i said to NOT invite Seymour..."
mouthed Phil to the computer
"Well, " he slured slighty again, continuing his story .."You know the
Archivers?"
"Yes Dad we know..."
"ARGHGHGHHGHHGHGHGH Where'd you'd two come from..."
Rufus and Amber just looked at each other..the same thought crossing
thier mind.. "We'll dad, several years ago you and mum.."
"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN...gahhh...I assuming you invited them jay?"
Jay, as a rpely simply burped and farted at the same time, to which he
recived a small round of applause from onlookers.
"Right..no more interuptions....This what happened........."
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"EP, MP and myself where grapped by the Achivers."
"From what i gathered over the two years i was with them..."
"Sorry Phil...did you say TWO YEARS???"
Phil gave jay a look. "Yes..two years.now if you dont shut up i'll
make sure tha MP gets acces to your porn stash..."
"From what i could gather...Tara's death was not meant to happen like
that. Yes she was going to die, but..something somehere feked up big
style."
Phil's eyes closed a moment
"I still see her..at night in my dreams...besides..that's over
now..Kids lets just say that your mother's death have been avenged"
Amber regonised the look in Phil's face.."Dad...what did you do..."
"Just check with Holly to see if that planet exists anymore...
(end of this part for now, it may be longish so am splitting it up,
feel free to jump in and ask any questions)