OOC - Listen to Red Dwarf books for free!
Feb 11, 2015, 7:42pm
If you are able to use the Spotify app on your computer or mobile device you can then hear Chris Barrie's reading of the first two (and arguably the best) RD novels Infinity Welcomes Careful ...
Mousecatcher
Feb 11, 2015, 4:40pm
“Huh. Keep your hair on” Holly bobbed on the screen “We’ve had someone come out of stasis; a guy called Brett Bishop”
“The chef?” Jay asked
“Yeah, that’s the guy ...
Jay
Feb 11, 2015, 5:40am
Away from the air conditioned shade of the bar, the sun terrace felt brutally hot.
Carrying a cold beer in each hand, Cass padded out into the sunset’s gold and red streaked hues. She’d ...
Fast Food
Feb 10, 2015, 6:42pm
“I’m saying that you can stick your salty explosion up your arse” Chutney snarled, with a sudden hard edge to his voice “Ferrets are carnivores, so it’ll be Brett burgers f ...
Foaming at the Everything
Feb 6, 2015, 5:41pm
He was about to qualify the statement and explain that there were occasional intervals of calm (and that he was looking forward to one just as soon as they got out of the infirmary), ...
Chutney
Feb 6, 2015, 1:08pm
The door slid shut and the lift began to ascend with three quarters full of piss-warm water, four buckets worth of kelp and an exhausted three million year old ship’s cook with a m ...
FIGHT!
Feb 4, 2015, 12:38pm
"Lookout! She's going to re-appear in her light bee!" Ransom yelled, skidding into the room and stopping as he saw the scene.
Crouching down, helping Jay with Jade, Cass wi ...
We Have a Problem
Feb 4, 2015, 10:05am
As the shadow came into the light they could see it was Jaxx rubbing his sore jaw as he said, "Darn, like I almost broke a tooth when I totally ate this righteous pineapple, but like ...
Catch of the Day
Feb 3, 2015, 5:34pm
Brett sat in a dark space, upon the floor, twiddling his thumbs.
‘Three million years. Three million years. It’s unfathomable, absolutely ridiculous. He’s alive well past his expiry ...
Please Immerse in Water to Thaw
Feb 2, 2015, 7:14pm
Present Day
Consciousness returned to Brett. He rubbed his eyes under his holo specs and yawned. He tried to look outside the portal window but saw that condensation had formed upon it. H ...
Refrigerate Immediatly
Feb 2, 2015, 2:29am
OOC: This is the first of my intro posts. Part two will be up tomorrow with Brett leaving stasis.
3,000,000 Years Ago….
The alarm had been going off for sometime. Red lights, kl ...
Compromised
Jan 31, 2015, 1:11pm
"I'm sorry. I wasn't fast enough to save your arm." Jamie said, his hand twitching where the metal pole he had used as a weapon had almost chemically bonded to his skin. blisters were all ov ...
The Imitation Game
Jan 30, 2015, 6:39pm
“Now,” said Ransom, casually walking into the room, “I don’t know much about you lot, in fact I know next to little, but I get the feeling that you are not meant to be like this.” ...
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