We Have a Problem

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As the shadow came into the light they could see it was Jaxx rubbing his sore jaw as he said, "Darn, like I almost broke a tooth when I totally ate this righteous pineapple, but like then I totally found my holo whips in this here pineapple. Weird huh? I like wonder how they got in there?" Eve and MP smiled and shrugged as they looked re-leaved to see him. Jaxx was not sure what to say since things were awkward so he asked, "Like you guys hungry?"
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Evelina smiled in relief to see Jaxx was not moping around while Mini Phil was grinning and nodding at Jaxx. Eve smiled as she said, "Perhaps we may find something in the kitchen?" The two males nodded and went with her back down the thirteen flights of stairs and to the lobby where they found Phil still sleeping and passing gas. Not wanting to get get near Phil or the toxic green cloud building up around him they carefully avoided both and took the long way around to the kitchen. The place seemed kind of spooky as they walked through the vacant resort hoping to find the others or the kitchen. Suddenly MP grabbed his companions legs to stop them as he looked around cautiously. Jaxx and Eve were confused by MP as they saw him make the "Shhhhh" gesture before he pointed at the wall in front of them. Eve was very confused as she was hoping MP was just using this as an excuse to grope her leg, which would still get him kicked very soon. Jaxx on the other hand looked around in confusion till he felt something subtle behind the wall. Jaxx could feel a slight electrical impulse behind the wall and guessed MP was seeing the same thing. Suddenly the wall moved and sliding walls were revealed to expose several cleaning robots.

The cleaning robots looked like large robotic chickens with cleaning attachments. MP then quickly grabbed onto Jaxx's leg in fear as the robots slowly slowly emerged from the wall. The three watched as the robots scanned the area and stopped as they starred at the three humanoids. Then they all said in their feminine electronic voice, "Contamination Identified. Now entering Decontamination Mode." The three were not pleased to hear that as they slowly started walking backwards away from the cleaning drones. Suddenly the drones engaged what looking like guns in their arms and began shooting globs of heavy duty cleanser at the three humanoids. Jaxx picked up MP and tucked him like a football as he and Eve quickly made a break for it as Eve said, "Oh Smeg I bet Tara corrupted the cleaning drones to kill us with cleaning tools. We need to warn the others." As the three ran down the lobby the twenty cleaning drones slowly followed them shooting extra concentrated cleaner at them. all the walls and floor quickly turned white as the cleaned bleached everything it hit. Eve said, "We need to get to the infirmary Jaxx to warn the others." Jaxx shook his head no as he kept quiet. MP was merely holding on for dear life. Eve got mad and yelled, "Why not?" The sharkman looked at his wife and saw she was not going to let it go so he replied, "I don't wanna fight Sara again." MP and Eve looked at him like he was off his rocker, as they were still running in fear from the cleaning bots. MP asked, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Eve nodded as she asked, "Please explain your self." Jaxx gritted his teeth as he dodged a glob of cleanser and kicked a trash can into the cleaning robot which tripped it for a spell. As he looked back at his wife he could see she was waiting for an answer. He looked at the midget under his arm who smiled and shrugged his shoulders and pointed at Eve. Jaxx clenched his fist as he replied, "Like last time I thrashed her Jay dude got pissed enough to bust a cap in my melon. If the smeg head thinks he is so smart he can thrash her without me. Let flyboy deal wit her now. I'll like just keep us alive fer now and stuff." Eve didn't know how to respond to what her husband just said so she sighed as she continued to lead the way for the three hoping to avoid the cleaning robots. globs of heavy detergent splattered everywhere as the cleaning robots continued to chase after the three Dwarfers. It was by chance or bad luck that the three took a wrong turn and ended up at the door of the infirmary while trying to catch their breath. As they looked at the injured Jade and Jamie they realized they took a wrong turn and quickly sealed the doors shut and held them tight as the cleaning bots were entering the hallway. Ja asked, "What the Smeg?" Evelina turned to say, "We have a problem."

TAG (Who else is in the Infirmary and what will we do now?)