Just A Little Shelter

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"Sod this!" and with a supreme effort reached down and grapped the coffee-vial from White Wolfs kit and broke it open above his mouth, swallowing the lot in one go, with what can be described as a firery belch that smelt like MP's undewear draw to follow.

He stood perfectly still, like a steel girder, then uttered the phrase "Well, that was fun whilst it lasted.." and then, whilst remianing rigid, fell forward onto his face, still in lucicer form.

The assembled crew simply looked at each other as what they assumed was "normal" phil snoring , passing gas and mumbling somethng about the bolivian navy doing manuvers.

"Well...what do we do now?"
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Shortly after the others split up and headed off Evelina found herself almost alone. As she composed herself and turned to speak to Jaxx she found Phil out cold snoring and farting quite loudly. The odd part was that Phils snoring and farts were in sync and on beat. In fact the song sounded quite familiar as Evelina actually listened to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDnu0ixI-U

As Evelina was entranced by the train wreck that was the Phil Harmonic Symphony she didn't notice Mini Phil chilling next to her with his dreaded wig and cigar. The smoke of the cigar eventually caught her attention as she saw MP smiling at her. She as annoyed by the little perv who tried to join her and Jaxx earlier. She scowled at MP and asked, "What do you want?" MP replied. "Eeeeeeee. Eee. Ee?" Evelina sighed as she replied, "Sorry I am just in a foul mood." He replied. "Eeeeeeeeeee. Eeeee. Eee?" She replied, "Sorry about the confusion but my husband and I don't normally do that stuff in public. Its....its just that that bitch Tara put Cass's blood in his mouth and sent him into a killing frenzy and if I didn't seduce him he would have killed everyone." He looked puzzled at her and replied. "Eeeeeeee. Eee. eeeee?" She replied, "I know it was a crazy thing to do but I saw it on Shark Week were they used a similar technique to make some sharks mate." He replied. "Eeeee. eeeeeeee. we." She replied, "I know it was my doing but it doesn't make it less embarrassing." He looked at her and shrugged." Shenodded as she replied, "You'er right I shouldn't have been to hard on him. He was made that way after all and I still do love him." He replied. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee." Evelina giggled as she replied, "You're pretty smart for a lil perv." He chuckled as he shrugged and nodded.

She then stood up and looked around to see the others left them before looking back at MP and asked, "Since the others left us behind would you mind helping me work things out with Jaxx?" He rubbed his chin and shrugged as he said, "Wee." She smiled as she replied, "Thank you. Lets check around all the places that have food or water." He looked at her curiously and replied, "We?" She giggled as she replied, "Well Jaxx likes to eat or swim when he gets bummed out." He nodded and gave her a thunbs up as they walked around the casino. The two walked around and found they could not leave the resort at all and many of the doors vanished and turned into walls. Puzzled by this they started to search the floors and as many rooms as possible. After they had no luck with the first five floors Eve go an idea to search the thirteenth floor where she and her husband were staying. After all it did have a large wave pool in it.

As she tried to open the door she was shocked to find it still locked. As swiped the card again and again with no luck at all. She was now upset and worried by this as she began to pound on the door. MP then tapped her on the leg to stop her from losing it as he gave her the "I have an idea" gesture. Then he pulled off the black dreaded wig and reaching into it like a magic hat as he dug around for a while. He then pulled out a yo-yo and tossed it aside and reached in again. As he searched with determination he pulled out a pair of fuzzy dice, a nerf football, a bowling pin, small moth bass, a pair of nun-chucks, a bike horn, a rubber chicken, a mouse trap, a stress ball shaped like a pink bowling pin, a pair of eyeball glasses, a bazooka and a picture of a goat signed "Call me 555-6969". Eve looked at MP with a nervous look as she replied," Wow." He smirked as he shrugged and replied. "We." Then he reached into the wig again and pulled out a gold credit card and swiped the door. Suddenly the door opened and she replied, "What was that?" He replied. "Eeeeeeee. eee. ee?" She replied, "A Gold Card huh? I guess you never leave home without it huh?" He gave her a wink and a thumbs up as he pushed the door open and picked up the bazooka.

As they entered the room they saw it didn't look like her room anymore, in fact it closely resembled a creepy looking amusement park. As they looked around cautiously they saw something moving in the shadows which gave them the creeps. They were both scared and nervous as they turned to see the door close on them and lock. Eve sighed as she replied, "This reminds me of those really bad B rated horror movies I used to watch." MP looked at her and shook his head as he sighed. She got upset and replied, "Hey don't judge me." He then raised his hands to reply when they were interrupted by the noises in the shadows from the haunted house. Slowly several creepy looking clowns with demonic teeth came out and licked there lips as they approached the two Dwarfers. Eve was scared as she realized she was unarmed and hid behind MP who was pointing the bazooka at the clowns. She replied, "Do something!" He looked at her like she was high before he sighed and aimed his bazooka at the clown in the middle and fired at him. The other clowns stopped as they saw the middle clown get hit in the gut by the shell and fly back into the air. Then the clown landed on a strange metal floor and exploded. The clowns watched as they saw it raining clown parts all around.

After a few seconds they turned back to see Eve and MP panicking as he was looking for another weapon in the wig. She shouted, "Come on you have to have a gun or something we can use right?" He tried to shoo her off as he was digging furiously and pulled out a pineapple, then a bag of marbles , then cherry pie and then a sling shot. As he looked at the sling shot he smiled and got an idea. She looked at him pick up the pineapple and try to use it with the slingshot before she picked up the bag of marbles and stopped him as she replied, "Use these!" He then launched the pineapple and beaned a clown on the nose and sent it falling backwards. The pineapple then rolled off and fell into the hole where the the bazooka exploded. They all watched in surprise as the clown that was hit was missing his red nose and began to shake and scream before it exploded into red glitter. Now the clowns were mad as they ran towards Eve and MP. Eve gave MP a marble as she readied to shoot again. Several clowns exploded into red glitter as he shot them in the nose with marbles. However his luck ran out as Eve told him, "You lost your all marbles." He was now worried as they watched in fear as the clowns were coming for them. Eve and MP looked at each other like this would be the end for them as they cried.

Suddenly the metal floor ripped open with a loud thundering noise. The noise stopped the clowns in their tracks as they looked back. A large shadow then emerged from the shadows as rolled its neck and popped it. Then the shadow growled as it readied for a fight. The clowns then looked at each other with menacing smiles before they ran after the large shadow. The shadow then stood there as it waited for the clowns to get closer. Then at the last second two blue glowing whips appeared and began slashing at the clowns and reducing them into red glitter. Eve and MP watched in amazement as the clowns were all destroyed by the large shadow. After the clowns were gone the glowing whips disappeared and the large shadow picked up something before it approached them Dwarfers. As the shadow came into the light they could see it was Jaxx rubbing his sore jaw as he said, "Darn, like I almost broke a tooth when I totally ate this righteous pineapple, but like then I totally found my holo whips in this here pineapple. Weird huh? I like wonder how they got in there?" Eve and MP smiled and shrugged as they looked re-leaved to see him. Jaxx was not sure what to say since things were awkward so he asked, "Like you guys hungry?"

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