A Little Ditty

Lana had Bobby Flayer fly in a large circle near the dragon’s lair since they were not in a hurry to head to their next destination. She also had her rat constructs dismantling the dragon corpse into separate parts. The liquids and organs like blood, stomach acid, eyes, liver and so on were in separate crystal barrels and labeled properly to avoid mistakes. The bones and scales were cleaned and piled in separate storage stalls. The meat was put in the deep freezer to stay fresh. Once the dragon was butchered properly any unused parts were to be used as fuel for Dagon.

Fera went to the dragon with several flasks and collected its blood. She tried some. She nearly had an orgasm from the taste. "I love dragon's blood." Carla and Turkleton gathered some ingredients from the dragon's body. Tav after her shower went to the dragon and harvested certain unique parts. "I can get quite a charming copper for these in certain circles.

Luna looked at Fera and replied, “Sounds promising but don’t go overboard since we do need some materials for upgrading Dagon and our alchemy users.” Styx hovered nearby by and said, “Between both the stampede and the dragon we managed to get a lot materials. Are we selling anything?” Luna shrugged as she replied, “I think it’s best to only sell what we don’t need or want as a group to avoid disputes. The containers I made can preserve the materials for at least a century so none of it will spoil.” Styx nodded and replied, “Good to know,”

Shadowfang was finishing his shower when he heard Shadowfang the sword. After quickly wrapping a towel around himself he took Shadowfang the sword to where it wanted to go. Shadownfang was led to a hole in the dragon's side. Inside he could see a skeleton with wings, the stomach acids corroded the armor. The sword in the hands of the dead warrior was still in pristine condition. Shadowfang could hear Shadowfang the sword talking to someone who wasn't him. Shadowfang wasn't used to that. "Who are you talking to?" "Really?! Please don't get too carried away with it." He grabbed the sword. He gave the two swords some private time, mainly because it was weirding him out.

Arc heard Shadowfang talking to someone but didn’t hear the other person and wondered if he was crazy or hearing a voice in his head. Luckily no one bothered him in the shower and he was able to clean off before using a magic tool to dry off and put his armor on again. He then secured his helmet and made his way to Luna who was supervising the dragon dissecting. It was impressive to watch her constructs working like ants. Then he asked, “So what is our next destination?” Luna replied, “Still deciding on that till we finish cleaning up. I would prefer not to engage in another battle till we have all hands on deck.” Frost appeared as he said, “Well in that case how about a little ditty to lift our spirits?”

Then Frost strummed his magical lute and began to sing, “ Narrator: "Joining Luna are Arc and Tav, who are the infamous gang of scalliwags this Dagon, as the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
We don't do anything!"
Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you
We don't do anything!"
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-why things!
Oh .………
And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think? I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"
Huh? No I don't!"
Do too."
Do not!"
You're making me hungry.
That's it, you're walkin' the plank!
Says who?
Says the captain, that's who!
Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!
And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."
You just don't get it!"
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"

Styx had trouble keeping a straight face at Frost’s silly song.

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