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No Skeletons in our closets...

Oct 25, 2001, 5:19pm by Unknown

-=- Red Dwarf -=-   "Your Psychiatric department is REALLY out of money" EvilKayn muttered whilst sharpening one of the samurai blades "We have a psychiatric department?"   Kayn looked abo ...

Oooooh dead people

Oct 25, 2001, 2:48pm by Unknown

Who: Tara "and big bump" Cleavage, Vanessa "I'm going to kill my self when I get my hands on her" Chrysler, Dr "look how I can make it bigger if I rub it*" Keto, Phil "Oh look my girlfriend ...

Re: Don't Shoot my drinking buddies!

Oct 25, 2001, 11:17am by Unknown

Dean was now at the stage where he could remember only 3 things: 1) He was now considerably poorper then he had been yesterday 2) He was STILL the champion of the drinking game 3) Something ...

L'ontar gets drunk witha capital DRUNK

Oct 25, 2001, 10:07am by Unknown

Deciding to forget all the technical smeg L'ontar climbed on the monorail to his favourite place ob the ship besides the VR machines Parrots. Walkin in he saw a couple of crew members who c ...

What is the only domain name better than reddwarf.co.uk?

Oct 25, 2001, 7:18am by onion

Hello all, I have GREAT news! I've registered a great new domain name for our website, the Blue Dwarf can now be found at: WWW.BlueDwarf.co.uk Yes we now have a domain name just like the off ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Don\'t shoot me! ^_^

Oct 24, 2001, 6:04pm by BaronVonLongman

Jay sat at the table in Parrots weighed up the possibilites. Scenario A:- They keep Evil Vanessa in the brig, Kayn gets shot and jay becomes Cheif Navigation Officer. theres a bonus. Alota g ...

Oh boy, a fully automatic weapon

Oct 24, 2001, 5:48pm by Unknown

Who: Everybody in the medi-bay, if you think I'm going to go read a previous post to find out, think again Where: Think about it BD Cerebrum took the rifle from Dr Keto, and glanced at the a ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Drinking Buddies, and they\'re coming out the walls!

Oct 24, 2001, 5:08pm by BaronVonLongman

Who:- Raven, Jay..and Phil-ish Where:- Parrots, getting drunk even thhough the alcohol still hasnt been refilled Wow..Jay thought, as Owen placed another round of drinks on the table, I coul ...

Don't shoot me! ^_^

Oct 24, 2001, 4:51pm by Unknown

-=- Red Dwarf Shuttle Bay -=-   "What the frell was THAT?" Kayn shouted, muffled through a duct tape gag. "Didn't know they could shoot at us..." Evil Kayn muttered.   Edward's shot had m ...

It's Sheer...Sheer...(Quick, Anyone Got A Word Stronger Than Mayhem

Oct 24, 2001, 4:34pm by jhxmt

Who: Keto, Medibay Staff, BD Cerebrum, Armer, WW (tan), Edwards, Katrina(s), Niples (unconscious) Where: One very cramped medibay When: I'm supposed to be able to tell? There was recently a ...

Four Hamsters? Oh, what mayham!!!

Oct 24, 2001, 3:00pm by Unknown

OOC - Ok everyone, in case you haven't already read it in parrots, I'm putting the next major plot on hold for two weeks so that everyone can have fun with a few interesting subplots that ha ...

Re: Drinking Buddies, and they're coming out the walls!

Oct 24, 2001, 1:38pm by Unknown

Raven looked at the man facing him. Ok, there were 2 of him that was normal after god knows how many pints he'd drunk, but lets see here, he'd met him somewhere else, now, just what, oh, yes ...

Re: Pink, they were pink and coming out the walls

Oct 24, 2001, 1:28pm by BaronVonLongman

Jay, had once again escaped the clutches of Dr. Keto and the medi- crew and decided the best way to heal his battle wounds was to down a few jugs, he'ed arranged to meet Alota here later any ...

OOC: New Crewmembers

Oct 24, 2001, 1:20pm by jhxmt

First off: hi! Second off: *COUGH*E-mail addresses*COUGH* ;) - Chris (JHXMT) ...

Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Pink, they were pink and coming out the walls.....

Oct 24, 2001, 1:04pm by Unknown

Dean (or Raven to his mates) decided to end his day and head down to check out the funs offered by Parrots Bar. On Arrival, finding a rather drunk man, he sat down next to him, and ordered a ...

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