Don't shoot me! ^_^

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Red Dwarf Shuttle Bay
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"What the frell was THAT?" Kayn shouted, muffled through a duct tape gag.
"Didn't know they could shoot at us..." Evil Kayn muttered.
 
Edward's shot had mangled the RD's drive room completely. Most of the ship was out of power and was losing oxygen at an astounding rate.
 
EK aimed a bazookoid at Kayn's head
"Your a waste of oxygen... you co-operate or your fine puree. I'm making myself clear?"
 
Kayn nodded vigourously
 
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A message went out to the Blue Dwarf. Simply it was to return Evil Vanessa or have Kayn ejected from the airlock. This time without a space suit.
 
Unfortunatly for Kayn there was no one to read the message... except one group of people...
 
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Parrotts
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A  drunk Jay was finishing another round of drinks when the message appeared on the screen next to him and Raven.
"Who's that?" Raven asked, vision starting to go
"Him? Oh..." Jay slurred "That blue haired kid? He's our cheeef navigationnn offichur"
"Him? He's our boss?"
"Not for long if you don't send me Vanessa" EK shouted down the comms and aimed a bazookoid at Kayn's head. Kayn's eyes widened to sizes only Speed Racer characters could previously achieve
 
Jay thought about the idea of Kayn splattered all over a wall
 
<Well Jay? Can't remember if the Evil Vanessa is still alive... Heya to our new members. And now your planning to have TWO cannons shooting at the ship I'm on? Thanks a heap guys ^_^>