Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Don\'t shoot me! ^_^

Jay sat at the table in Parrots weighed up the possibilites.
Scenario A:- They keep Evil Vanessa in the brig, Kayn gets shot and jay becomes Cheif Navigation Officer.
theres a bonus. Alota gets very annoyed and he sleeps on the couch for a month..thats not a bonus..
Scenario B:- Jay...helps.. Kayn
 
Jay decided that he couldnt in good conciense allow Kayn to die. As much as he wanted too...."Damn my kind hearted nature" he thought to himself.
Jay leapt to his feet, stumbled over his own feet and hit the floor. Using the table as a support he got to his feet again. "TO THE SHUTTLEBAY!" he yelled, pointing like some kind of comic book superhero.
He headed toward the doors, Dean in tow.
Zack cut them off.
"Sorry gents..can't let you fly in the state your in..give me your keys.."
"But Zackch.." Jay slurred "I'm fyne..Im the deshingnated driver.."
"KEYS"
Zack was flanked by bouncers, both of which grabbed Jay and Dean taking their wallets. "you can have them back when your sober fellas," Zack said. "no drink-flying on my conciense.
"Smeg.." Jay muttered. then fell over again, his ching landing on a nearby table knocking it to the floor and sending drinks flying.
Raven helped him up.
Jay headed towards the brig, followed by Dean, and now Phil who was even MORE drunk than either Jay OR Dean together. Even in his state of diminished equilibrium he managed to stay upright long enough to catch up to the pilot's and join them in  a conga line for the security department.
On arrival Jay was greeted by Hazel, Vanessa and Keto.
"Hey! Keets!.." he muttered, throwing an arm around Ketos shoulder
"This guy here.." he said to noone in particular.."This is the guy.."
"Get off me you mindless cretin" Keto scowled.
"Oh yeah..I dont like you.." Jay relaised then along with Phil and Dean lapsed into a state of mindless guffawing.
Vanessa, not for the first time shook her head and rolled her eyes, embarrased to be related to the drunken idiot.
"Are you here for a reason Chrysler-thing?" asked Keto
"Um..yesh...we need Evil Vanessa"
"You mean her?!" Keto said pointing at the skeletal form of Evil Vanessa after Darkens weapon had aged her and the rest of the inmates.
"Oh." Jay said calmly.
 
<any ideas?> 
 

----- Original Message -----
From: Kayn
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 10:51 PM
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Don't shoot me! ^_^

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Red Dwarf Shuttle Bay
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"What the frell was THAT?" Kayn shouted, muffled through a duct tape gag.
"Didn't know they could shoot at us..." Evil Kayn muttered.
 
Edward's shot had mangled the RD's drive room completely. Most of the ship was out of power and was losing oxygen at an astounding rate.
 
EK aimed a bazookoid at Kayn's head
"Your a waste of oxygen... you co-operate or your fine puree. I'm making myself clear?"
 
Kayn nodded vigourously
 
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A message went out to the Blue Dwarf. Simply it was to return Evil Vanessa or have Kayn ejected from the airlock. This time without a space suit.
 
Unfortunatly for Kayn there was no one to read the message... except one group of people...
 
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Parrotts
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A  drunk Jay was finishing another round of drinks when the message appeared on the screen next to him and Raven.
"Who's that?" Raven asked, vision starting to go
"Him? Oh..." Jay slurred "That blue haired kid? He's our cheeef navigationnn offichur"
"Him? He's our boss?"
"Not for long if you don't send me Vanessa" EK shouted down the comms and aimed a bazookoid at Kayn's head. Kayn's eyes widened to sizes only Speed Racer characters could previously achieve
 
Jay thought about the idea of Kayn splattered all over a wall
 
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