Four Hamsters? Oh, what mayham!!!

OOC - Ok everyone, in case you haven't already read it in parrots,
I'm putting the next major plot on hold for two weeks so that
everyone can have fun with a few interesting subplots that have been
suggested, while satisfying some peoples requests for a break from
main plots/action posts while we do a little 'free form' role
playing. So, feel free to whip up a subplot of your own if you want,
or just participate in one many others that are going on. But please
keep in mind, that we're still in an alternate universe, and we
haven't returned to our own universe yet - *that bit is still in
store for us a future action post*.
RPG -
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Who: The Hologramatic White Wolf, and the Tan Furred Hamster.
Where: Inside White Wolf's little ship in the docking bay on the Blue
Dwarf
When: Just a half hour before 12 o'clock high.
"Alright, We got our cache of robotic Tze-Tze flies, so all we need
now is for you to get back to the Medi-bay and get a sample of the
Hallucinagenic plague from Dr. Keto's cryo storage, put it into these
guys, get them over to the Red Dwarf and release them. And while
thier in Chaos, the Blue Dwarf can get away." Says the hologrammatic
hamster to the tan furred hamster.
"It sounds like a excellent plan. Then all we need to do then is
rescue Captain Niples and Katrina, and help Lt. Edwards & the
security staff round up the rest of the Red Dwarf's invasion force!"
replies the tan furred hamster opening the little ships hatch and
getting ready to exit it.
"Yep! While your on your way to the Medi-bay, I'll go on ahead and
find if our Dark half is cooperating with Allie in directing an
attack on the Red Dwarf, and then I can go see if I can bargin with
Captain Lister into releasing Captain Niples & Katrina in exchange
for calling off our attack. See you later!" said the hologrammatic
hamster waving goodbye as he walked through a wall and disappeared.
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Meanwhile, Down in the Brig, Darken is outraged after waking up from
being sedated and discovering Lt. Edwards latest indignity to him, a
numbered ear tag.
"How *DARE* you put this insulting thing on my ear!" he roared at
Tom, Dick & Harry.
"Hey we're just following orders. Besides, what you going to do about
it?" replied Dick with a sneer.
Darken huck up and suddenly spit out a small metallic object into his
left paw and cracked it open to reveal a bunch of tiny electronics
inside which he started manipulating with his right fore claw.
"Ewww, Yuck. What is that?" remarked Harry.
"OH SH*T! We're all gonna Die!!" yelled one of the Red Dwarf invaders
from another Cell as he saw what Darken was holding. And the others
suddenly start clawing at the walls & doors to try get out thier
cells.
"Uh, I think we better go find Lt. Edwards, this sounds bad!" Yells
Tom as he runs out of the security area as he sees Darken look up at
him grining evilly as an insistant bleeping starts coming his little
device.
"Run cowards, Run!" Mouths Darken, as he turns the device up in his
paw to show a little red timer counting down to the security
officers on the otherside of his cell door.
"Um.. I'll go help Tom locate Lt. Edwards." Says Dick quickly joining
Tom.
"Yeah...Me too!" Mutters Harry, following him.
Darken laughes evilly as more Blue Dwarf security officers suddenly
remembered duties they had to attend to elsewhere and abruptly exited
the brig.
Within minutes the brig was clear of security officers, and the
insistant bleeping suddenly stopped.
"Heh, heh, It was all a ploy to scare them out of here so we can all
escape right Darken?" said one of the Red Dwarf invaders nervously
from another cell.
Darken smiled at him, and replied, "Nope..." And there was a brillant
flash of light that engulfed the whole area, and a tremendous
thunderclap suddenly rocked the Blue Dwarfs decks.
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At nearly that same moment, up in the Drive Room, Lt. Edwards
remarked, "What the frell was that?!? I didn't see them returning
fire!"
"That, My dear, was a temporal inversion distortion." replied a Dark
furred hamster with an ear tag standing behind her while holding a
Heavy Bazookiod.
"A what?!?"
"Never mind about that, it would take me far too long to explain to
you puny little mind.... Instead, why don't you explain to me who
gave you the authorization to fire that missile?"
"I Did. It should have been done all along." replied Lt. Edwards with
a sneer.
"You'll pay for that!" Replied Dark furred hamster as he struck her
accross the side of her face with the heavy bazookiod knocking her
out cold. And smashing the console with another swing, disabling the
missile system so that no one could use it without first spending
time repairing the console.
Suddenly a hologramatic hamster walked into the room, looked at the
Dark furred Hamster with a ear tag and exclaimed, "I should have
known Holly would direct me to the wrong one! What are doing? Didn't
you get Allie's message that you and Lt. Edwards sare upposed to be
coordinating the attack on the Red Dwarf?"
The Dark furred hamster with the ear tag, reached into his left cheek
pouch and drew out a small device that looked vaguely like a cattle
prod.
The Hologrammatic hamster glanced at it and muttered, "What a minute,
I don't remember ever carrying a hologram pain inducer..."
"Well, I do you meddling moron!" remarked the Dark furred hamster, as
he zapped the hologrammatic hamster.
"YEEEOOOWWWWWUUUCCCCCHHHH!" Screamed the holohamster in pain as he
spun around and quickly exited the drive room with the Dark furred
hamster following him.
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Meanwhile outside Katrina's quarters, the Dark furred hamster
carrying a Heavy bazookoid and a Rpg Launcher, cocked the
launcher,openned the door, and quickly fired a grenade into the room.
There was a loud thudding sound, and the Dark furred charged in
yelling, "Alright everybody put your hands up!"
"What did you do that for? We were alright until you came along!"
Yelled the Blonde Katrina cradling the now unconcious and injured
Captain Niples, while the Dark Katrina wiped some blood from her face.
The dark furred hamster looked at the other bodies around the room,
and then grabbed DK, "Your under arrest!", he paused then he gestured
with his weapon towards the door while continuing, "I'll guard you
while you help her bring the Captain to the Medibay, now move!"
DK picked up the Captain Niples legs and with Katrina's help, quickly
carried him through the door.
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Later, in the in Promenade, The Holohamster dashed into La Regal de
McKenzie's and ran by Allie, and doubled back when she called his
name.
"Yes, Allie? Holly gave me you message, but I really don't have alot
of time to chat, because Darken's chasing me right at this moment, so
if you can make it fast.", huffed the nearly out of breath
Holohamster to her.
<over to you, Allie!>
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Meanwhile, In the hallways in route to the Medi-bay, Holly
interuppted the Tan furred hamster, "Allie says she wants to meet you
in front of La Regal de McKenzie's."
"Thanks holly." replied the Tan furred hamster.
And then upon seeing the two Katrina's carrying Captain Niples while
being followed by the Dark Furred hamster, He suddenly exclaimed, "Oh
my gosh! What happened!?!"
DK yelled, "Hero here, took it upon himself to rescue us."
"A Minor miscalculation. I was merely..." started the Dark furred
hamster.
"Here let me help you carry the Captain to the medi-bay, I was on my
way there anyway." Interupted the Tan furred hamster.
Within a minute, they entered the Medi-bay, and quickly put the
Captain on one of the beds while Harry the security guard rushed in
and yelled, "Dr. Keto! We have a medical emergency in the brig! All
the prisoners are turning into skeletons and all the walls are
crumbling apart as if they've aging before our eyes!"
As Keto was about to ask what happened, there was a sudden gunshot
from the door where Lt. Edwards stood holding a Mark V combat
shotgun.
The Dark furred hamster looked blankly at his gaping chest wound, and
made as if to say something before falling to the floor dead.
"And that's the last time you strike me accross the face again, you
Bastard!" yelled Lt. Edwards shouldering her weapon, and walking
away.
"Well, this is certainly going to put a cramp in my plan to
reintegrate myself!", commented the tan furred hamster as he glanced
down at his Dark furred corpse while scratching his chin.
<Tag!>