JP - Herbert was a Fatass

“Come on, lets get the hell out of here.” Gelf said, glaring down at Caneclone. “As for you…” She looked at Herbert and literally stole the shirt right off him.

“HEY!” Herbert blurted and sighed.

Ripping the shirt a bit, Gelf quickly tied up Caneclone like a birthday or Christmas present. “Okay, that’ll take him a bit to get out of.” She smiled.

“You are possibly the most insane woman I know, Gelf.” Herbert murmured.

Caneclone burst into tears. “Please, I just want to be free. I’ve been stuck in there my whole life!” He pleaded.

“What a crock of shit.” Kiana said, stepping away from the clone.

Sorley took Gelf’s hand. Canestone was acting differently from how he had expected, but he had only met his father once before and he was fighting several others at the time. “How is he even alive?”

“I don’t know,” Gelf said, pulling them all away and teleporting them all back home. “He’ll be found by the cops since I sent them an anonymous text about it.”

“Right…” Herbert grimaced.

“Is this what my pig turned into?” Gelf asked, pointing to the pink haired man. “If so, why is he so…so…muscled?! You were a fat ass!”

“I don’t know what those scientists did to him.” Kiana said. “He wasn’t that fat for a pig.”

Sorley was bothered by the fact that his father was alive again. “I don’t know if regular police can handle him. Maybe the Underground should get him.”

“I wasn’t fat as a pig! I was actually a very healthy weight, thank you!” Herbert growled.

“I informed the Underground, too, but I refuse to risk keeping any of you near that bastard.” Gelf replied, staring at them.

“You had a healthy weight for a pig that ate that many chicken nuggets. Hey- we should go to McDonalds.” Kiana said.

“Maybe Mark will have information about him… like how the hell is he alive? They turned him into ash and Riley scattered the ashes.” Sorley said. “Him coming back from the dead after he was shot in the head should have been impossible- but this time he was just ashes.”

“I’d rather not after all we saw in there, Kiana…” Herbert said, crossing his arms.

“Plus, we left the car there,” Gelf sighed heavily. This was not going to end well.

“Oh, fuck.” Kiana groaned.

Sorley sighed and sent a text to Mark. ‘We saw Canestone, how is he alive again?’

“I can go get it,” Gelf muttered, but she would rather just get a new vehicle at this point.

“Is it worth the trouble?” Kiana asked. “What did you tell the cops? Is the place going to be crawling with police?” Kiana did not like the police very much.

“Knowing the cops, they won’t give two shits…” Gelf sighed heavily and headed for the house. “I need sleep…actual sleep for once.” She glanced toward the grave she and Sorley had finished.

“Maybe we should leave her alone for a bit…” Herbert suggested.

“Cops never give a shit-” Kiana’s eyes widened as she noticed the grave. <Bruno?> She called but the old dog did not reply. “Oh no, Bruno… I’m sorry, Gelf.” Kiana’s eyes filled with tears.

Sorley hugged an arm around Gelf’s waist.

“You don’t need to be, Kiana.” Gelf said, giving her friend a sad smile. “You were dealing with far worse things. I’ll see if I can get a hold of Mark or Delilah tomorrow and get information on your father resurfacing.”

Herbert went over to the grave and sat next to it, staring down at it. “You’ll be missed, buddy…”

“I’m going to miss Bruno. He was a good dog. The best.” Kiana wiped her eyes. “He never cared if you and Sorley were humping or not.”

Sorley blushed, he wanted to forget about that time when the dogs were obsessed with his (lack of a) sex life.

Gelf facepalmed and groaned, heading to her room at a sprint.

“Wow, Kiana,” Herbert chuckled.

“He was a good dog, minded his own damned business.” Kiana sniffled. She missed the old dog.

Sorley followed Gelf, though not as quickly. He knocked gently on her door. “Gelf? Want me to just hold you?” He asked, still blushing from what Kiana had said.

“Come in,” Gelf called, sniffling.

Sorley went into her room, changed into some pajama bottoms and a T-shirt that he had been keeping in Gelf’s room and crawled into bed. He hugged her against his chest, just letting her cry.