One Flew Over The Coo Coos Nest

Darth Eve sat on the cold damp floor of her prison in special chains and could barely move at all. She was motionless as she seemed to be meditating for many months. Her breathing and food were connected to the mask on her mouth to keep her from using her powers of seduction on the guards. The prison she was on was commissioned by the Republic Nobles and funded by the Republic government. So Eve had no interaction with the guards at all since her cell was automated. However one day the machine connected to her food and air supply shut down and Eve's life signs began to fluctuate. Her vital signs began to take a turn for the worse as it looked like she was dying and having a heart attack.

The guards in the office heard the alarm and quickly checked to see that Eve was dying in her cell and according to the rules for her she was to not have anyone go near her. At the time of this emergency the Supervisor was on his dinner break with a VIP so the guards and office workers were in a bit of a panic on what to do. Guards rushed to her cell door to wait for the door to open not knowing what was happening. Then one of the men at the console panicked as Eve's life signs flatlined, so he opened the door for the armed guards to enter.

As the armed guards in body armor entered the room the saw a lifeless woman in a scantily clad black dress sprawled out on the floor. Her cleavage was very exposed from her convulsing and looked very tempting to the men before her. Eve was no doubt beautiful yet as evil as they came. She was a homicidal killer and that was on a good day.

The guards were still wary of her as they tapped her foot with a blaster rifle to see if she was faking it but after a few minutes they figured she really was dead. After checking the machine that kept her alive with food, water and air they found it had short circuited out once they removed the panel. By this time the guards dropped their guard and began to make in appropriate comments on Eve's looks and maybe taking a few liberties with her corpse before disposing of it. They chuckled at their sick jokes before they heard a female laugh from behind. The guards froze as they slowly turned to see Eve smiling and aiming two blasters at the heads.

Eve: Hello boys.....feeling a little inadequate?

Then before the guards could move Eve shot them in the necks and sent their heads flying off as they bounced on the walls like a pinball before hitting the ground to roll around. Eve cackled like a harpy at the sight of the dead guards and then kicked the cuffs and heads to the side as she walked out of the cell. Suddenly the alarm sounded as she raced to the control room with the grace of a acrobat and ballerina. She slide past doors that were closing and made it to the control room as other prisoners watched from the small window on their door.

Eve made short work with the rest of the guards and operators on the control room. While she was there she found the wall that held her personal belongings in a storage bin. After tapping the control panel an automated arm pulled her box and brought it to the floor. After removing her boots, belt and double bladed lightsaber she kissed it and spoke.

Eve: I missed you so much my little baby. We are gonna have some fun now. All we have to do is find that silly little Mando who put us here and teach him a lesson. Hmmm... what was his name again?

Suddenly an alarm rang on the speaker and the voice told the prison it was on lock down now and would soon be gassed to stop the escaped prisoners.

Eve rolling her eyes up: Typical man.

Eve sighed as she pulled a breather from her belt and put it in her mouth and shook her head as she made her way to the air ducts. Then she jumped up high to slice it open and climb inside. There she navigated her way to the reactor chamber as the place was being fill with sleeping gas. Eve of course had a breather filter in her mouth and her Sith training made it easy to work in the harsh gas. She then sabotaged the reactor to malfunction all over the star base while humming a silly song in her head.

Humming song

Then Eve raced back into the air ducts as random systems were going haywire all over the base. Every now and then it would cause her problems as well like fans blowing real hard against her or changes in the temperature of the air blasting at her. Eve found it funny as she endured the harshness and eventually made her way to a shuttle bay. There she went on a big killing spree where she killed more guards and droid guards along the way. She was humming a tune over and over again as she gracefully slaughters the guards. Body parts, blood, droid parts and burn marks decorated the walls, floor and consoles as she moved from one section to the next. She was in a joyful bliss as she took each life and hummed her song to herself.

Then the system malfunctions began to take their toll on the base as explosions were happening everywhere. Eve seemed content with stealing the shuttle as she ignored the corpses onboard the shuttle that were in pieces. Then she hummed a silly tune as she escaped the base as it was exploding in several areas. Once she was at a safe range the entire base exploded and rocked her shuttle with the shockwaves.

Eve cackled as she was almost tossed from her pilot seat. Eventually she regained control of the ship and set a destination before she blasted off to hyperspace. As she held the control stick the lights of the stars stretched in lines towards her and boom she was jolted as the shuttle was not in hyperspace. Eve yawned and stretched a bit as she ran her fingers across the screens to gather some data. She wanted to find the Mando who bested her and sent her to that prison for a payday. It was not about revenge for her but the thrill of the chase. Eve was not fully trained in the ways of the Sith, since her Master died when she was in her teens. So she lived for the thrill of the hunt for strong adversaries. Sadly she was disappointed by many who claimed to be strong, but there was one Mando that bested her and she had become obsessed with him ever since. She needed to fight him again since it was so much fun. The thrill of the chase got her blood pumping and it made her happy. She could not wait till she found him again and crossed blades with him. That Mando was the man of her dreams.

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