Shit Sundae

Tam shook her head. "I'm gonna worry until we get you to a doctor. You could be seriously hurt and not realize it. I don't care what you think, I'm gonna make sure you're okay. Okay???"

Chris giggled and smiled at River. "Very tasty. Thank you, River." Then he started to look around for Winter, making chittering noises to call the ferret to him.

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Max sighed. "I don't know... Odds are you're going to be put on the sexual predator list or something... And that's the best case scenario... You'll be lucky to avoid prison..."

Max was already getting anxious as more and more mice noises came from where Bonnie was scampering off to. Damn place must've gotten infested. This was just a fine cherry on top of this shit sundae. Max had admitted his feelings for his best friend, only to get rejected, then go on to find out he fucked an underage girl. Now his house was infested with mice again.

Max felt like crawling under a rock and dying at this point.