The Beasts with 3 Breasts.

Jacky was excited because he hadn't had sex before. He'd had many a relationship, some more successful than others, but he'd never slept with someone. "And what a lucky break, too" he thought, since this woman was his ideal sexual fantasy. She had a large hourglass figure with moderately wide hips, she was busty, and she had orange hair, his favorite color of hair.

"Wait a moment." he said. He had noticed his goggles trail out of his coat pocket beside him, so he looked away from the woman for a moment to securely put them in his pocket for safekeeping. As he did this, he imagined, for a fleeting moment, his ex-girlfriend Mary, who had black hair. When he returned, he was quite shocked: her hair was now black in color, his other favorite. Jacky suddenly stood up for a moment in surprise.

"What is it?" She asked, seemingly unaware.

"Oh, nothing nothing. I just... heard something." Jacky lied. He put his hand to his ear and looked away for a moment. This was to test something, an idea of his. He imagined her wearing a pair of glasses. When he turned around, she was wearing a pair of glasses.

"Alright, what's your game?" Jacky demanded as he pulled his trousers on.

"Please! It's just... our species can change shape to better suit the ideal appearance for a male. When you humans arrived, we did the same." She pleaded.

Jacky paused and considered this, and almost decided that it made sense and continued on with his "business," until his mind snapped a realization into his head as he was unbuttoning his pants again.

"...When did we tell you that our species was named 'human?'" Jacky asked.

"Well, uh-" she began

"Come to think of it, if you transform for nearby men, then how do we know that this is what you actually look like?" Jacky interrupted.

"Excuse me?!" she asked, offended.

"How can I be sure that you didn't just see our ship and read our minds to transform before we saw you?" Jacky demanded. "And shape-shifters have to have a basic form that they transform from! What do you really look like? Show me!"

The woman stood up and glared at him with dislike.

"I am Keelzikek..." she began. "...and you are annoying!

Doing as she was told, she showed him her true form, though she didn't do it because he asked.

"Oh." Jacky said, simply.

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Bedge decided it best to warn the others, filthy 'umans though they were. He ran back to the area where all of the "menfolk" were.

"'umans! Filthy 'umans!" he called. "This place idn't wut it seems ta be! You're being spoofed!"

No living thing payed attention to him. Nonliving things, however...

"What are you babbling about?" asked a disgruntled Justin Pancake.

Bedge got off topic for a moment.

"Why arn't ya watchin' them filthy 'umans messin' about?" Bedge asked.

"I CAN'T!" said Justin. "They all took the watches off and I can't see anything!"

"You're inside a watch." Bedge said in confusion. "How doya plan to wank inside a watch?"

Justin had no answer.

"So... what were you babbling about?" Justin asked, trying to change the subject.

"Them no good women-types-- they're no good! They plan to get pregnant from the 'umans!" Bedge yelled.

"I'd assume a planet full of women and no men would want that, Bedge." Justin said condescendingly.

"No! They're gonna take 'em afterwards and present them to the Arachdok!" Bedge said in slight panic.

"...Which is?" Justin asked.

"I haven't a clue. But it's no good, I know it!" Bedge stated firmly.

Justin began to ignore him.

"Wait a minit.... where is that one fella?" Bedge asked.

"Who?" Justin asked.

"That scrawny one with the goggles. He and the woman are gone." Bedge stated.

"Maybe he took his watch with him!" Justin shouted optimistically. He beamed off of the watch he was currently on, and returned shortly after.

"Any luck?" Bedge asked.

"Don't talk to me." Justin snapped.