Sketch's comeback gig.

Who: Sketch 300.
Where: Parrots bar.
When: 21:00 hours shipstime.
After two months off and an unpleasant encounter with mimes and Hymenoptera
Sketch thought his first gig should be in good taste and his jokes kept fairly
tame incase any of the crew are still in shock from the ordeal.
On stage with a fairly moderate crowd Sketch smiles takes a deep breath and
opens with "Good after evening ladies and gentlemen and an overdew welcome to
Parrots bar now this one 'ill slay ya two blonds walk into a building, duh!
you'd have thought one of them would have seen it."
Laughter and applause followed as Sketch continued "The other day i went into a
police station and confessed to stealing vegitables from a local farm, the desk
Sgt looked at me and said > thats ok its a fair crop" the crowd are delited that
Sketch has kept the humour flowing Sketch then says "and now for the abridged
version of My grand father's clock maestro" the music starts and Sketch sings
"My grandfater's clock was too tall for the shelf so he flung it out."
With that the audiance are in a frenzy of laughter at Sketch's little dittie.
As time flies and the gags keep coming thick and fast it is almost time for the
evenings entertainment to come to a close when Sketch decides to finish off with
a song, so he finishes with a Sex Pistols cover of 'My Way' after that he says
to the departing crowd "Well that's all folks, as you depart remember to be
careful and if you cann't be careful take an after morning pill or get a
pram...GOOD NIGHT and Sketch 300 has left the building."
With that the lights went out and Sketch went back to his quarters with a smile
of satisfaction of a good evenings performance.