Sketch 300 arrives on Blue Dwarf >Back post

Who: Sketch
Where:On Board Blue Dwarf.
When: The Past
As Sketch 300 walks around Blue Dwarf he cann't help but notice the lacking of
crew, except from a few mimes refitting the ship.
He decides to approach one," Pardon my paradox but where are all the crew? Its
like the Marie Celeste around here, the othrer night at Parrots bar I opened up
with> Good after evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Parrots bar where
two is company and three is an audiance."
One of the mimes were about to mime Sketch what happened to the crew when there
was a bit of a raucous and a few strange looking creatures started to attack the
mimes, thinking this was rather rude Sketch thoght it would be a good time to
brush up on his darts so he dived behind the bar and got both sets of darts and
aimed for their hearts failing that somewhere else vital.
With a deep breath Sketch threw the darts 1,2,3,4,5,6..." ONE HUNDRED AND
EIGHTY" Sketch shoutedas one by one the creatures fell down, being a smart
cyborg Sketch grabbed a pool cue just for good measure as he approached one
still twitchingand asked " Pardon my paradox you insect thing, what have you
done to the crew? I've been away on the game Grand Theft Spacecraft for two
months while on annual leave, I get back ready for my comeback gig here at
Parrots bar with no one to laugh at my jokes, I'm not a happy cyborg so talk!!!"
The creature started to talk in quite an unusual dialect which translated to
Sketch as " We are not insect things we are Hymemoptera, half human half insect,
your crew are imprisoned on this planet..."
Suddenly a voice came over the com-link," If there is anyone on board open the
air-lock we managed to escape but they will find us soon so with speed OPEN THE
AIR-LOCK!!!"
Sketch left the Hymenoptera creature to die and went to the air-lock greeting
the returning crew "Good after evening ladies, gentlemen and hologram, now thats
all out of the way I'll get ready for the evenings entertainment" and with that
Sketch 300 skuttled down the corridor and back to Parrots to tidy up and
prepare.
When Sketch arrived at Parrots he noticed that all the Hymenoptera had
dissapeared without a trace and all that was left were the dead mimes.