Pancake pulls a gun on the Insect Queen

Who: Justin Pancake
Where: Snow Planet
When: Just before we came back to our normal universe
<snip>
Kalibur non-alcoholic lager at the nearest Hymenoptera. The bottle smashed and
covered the insect in the liquid, which started to burn through it's skin, until
it melted into a puddle on the floor.
"Non-alcoholic beer kills them!" Shouted Rufus. "Who'd have thought!"
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Pancake spotted the Hymenoptera Queen just on the horizon of incoming
Hymenoptera.
"Where are you going?" Rufus called, as Justin ran out towards her, ducking
under savage monsters as he did.
"Be right back." Pancake shouted.
He weaved through the incoming enemies, and ducked when they swung for him, and
dodged when they shot at him. Eventually he made it to the feet of the large
ladybirds who were carrying the Queen high over the battlefield. The giant
ladybirds looked more savage then he'd have thought, but bravely he jumped up
onto their shiny slippery shell. He almost slid off, but grabbed onto a piece of
material that made up the Queen's portable throne on top.
The Queen noticed him, and snarled her Hymenoptera fangs at him. Her face was
mostly Human (apart from the fangs) and she closely resembled Queen Brittany
who'd he'd seen in photos. The main difference was that she had her clothes on.
Pancake kept a magazine with her topless photos under the bed. He didn't want to
tell her that right now though.
"Get away from me... pure Human." She snarled. She pulled out a small pistol
which she kept down her cleavage, Pancake grinned and tried to have a peek down
as she lifted it out. She aimed the gun at him.
Pancake was no action hero, but somehow he managed to snatch the pistol from her
fingers. It all happened so fast that even Justin was surprised he'd managed to
do it. He blinked in shock, then paused, then grinned as he realised he had the
power.
He pointed the laser pistol directly at the Queen's head.
"Kill me, and my Hymenoptera army will rip you apart!" She said.
Justin grinned. "No they won't." He said. "If I kill you... they'll be MY army."
She paused as she realised the truth in what he'd just said. She scoffed anyway
to mock him. "What? You? Lead an army of Hymenoptera?" She laughed, which came
out like a manic insectoid screach. "You're a pathetic Human with a curry
stained jumper, and piss stained trousers."
Justin looked at himself. It was true, apart from it wasn't piss. He had got too
excited earlier when looking at Rosette.
"I WILL be the King of the Hymenoptera." She said boldly and with confidence.
"I've seen it in my future."
"Bah." She said.
"No. I have seen it. A time traveller has shown me my true path in life. He has
shown me my... Potential." He said, remembering the mysterious man of the same
name. "I'll be the king of all Hymenoptera. I'll usher in a new age in
Humanity.... Humans and Hymenoptera living together, breeding together."
The half Human, half Hymenoptera Queen grinned. "Good." She said. "We have
something in common."
Justin nodded. Then he lowered the gun. "But these aren't MY Hymenoptera." He
said. "They're yours."
The Queen nodded. "Thank you. Now go and find your own Hymenoptera destiny!"
Justin slid down the shiny shell of the Coccinellidae and ran back to the Blue
Dwarf. Most of the Hymenoptera were now dead, melting from the non-alcoholic
lager they'd been sprayed with.
<OOC - Sorry for taking so long to write this. It was important for Justin
though. He now has a sinister goal in life. Boo, hiss! I want you to know that I
know Justin is a bit of a baddie, and won't be popular with the crew. If you
could treat him as such that would be awesome, cheers!>

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