Pancake's Bra adventures

Who:- Seymour, Keto, Rosette, Justin, Jayne
Where:- M&S lingerie department
When:- As they got to the counter
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"So how do we get up there?" Seymour asked to Jayne, and everyone looked to her
for leadership.
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"Hey I have an idea!" Called Justin from a short distance away. Everyone looked,
but they didn't spot him. "Up here!" he called.
Everyone looked up to see Justin sat in the cup of a large bra, hanging from a
clothes rack. He jumped up and down in the springy bra and started to jump
higher into the air. "Weeeeee!" he shouted, like a child on a trampoline.
"Very good Mr Pancake, but how does that help us?" Asked Seymour with his arms
folded.
"I can jump across to the counter." Said Justin. "I just need to get a little
bit higher..."
Just as he said that, a woman approached. This wasn't the cleaning lady from
before, this was a customer. A rather rotund lady walked in front of the rack of
bras, and grabbed the one that Justin was bouncing in. He fell into the soft cup
and held on as he was transported away to the changing rooms.
"Heeeeeelllllp!" He called in a squeaky voice almost too quiet to hear.
Everyone else as he was taken to the womens changing room, and the curtain was
drawn.
The Captain, Keto and Seymour were silent.
"Maybe we should go help him." Jayne said.
Keto shrugged. "Serves him right for jumping around in a fat lady's bra." He
said. Jayne smirked.
After a few minutes of waiting, the woman came out of the changing rooms and
replaced the bra onto the rack. A half-dead Justin fell out of it onto the
floor.
His body was all battered, and bruised, and he seemed dazed. "Speak to me
crewman, are you okay?" Said the Captain.
Justin moaned. "Uuuuuuueeeeeeerrrrr... I don't ever want to go through that
again." He said. "I was almost smothered to death by a fat boob the size of St
Paul's Cathedral."
Jayne tried to hide a smirk.
"Luckily it was really spongey, otherwise I'd have been a gonner!" He admitted,
before passing out.
The experience hadn't been totally wasted, as the team managed to shake down one
of the bras and rigged it up like a catapult by tying the two back fasteners to
separate clothes racks. Justin pulled on the bra, which was taught and ready to
go. It made a satisfying 'twang' noise.
"This is a bad idea." Said Seymour.
"This is a ridiculous idea." Said Jayne. "Have you been watching too many
cartoons, or had you gone for too long without touching a womans bra that you
felt the need to do this?"
Justin nodded to them both but wasn't listening. "So who's going to try it
first?" He asked.
"You!" Seymour shouted. "It's your bloody idea. You should be the first one to
be killed by it."
Justin gave a thumbs up and a nod. Then he ran into the bra, pushing it back as
far as it could.
Jayne and Rosette helped him by pulling it from behind to reach it's maximum
elasticity.
Just before they let go, Justin turned around to Rosette. "Do the hymenoptera
have a separate after-life to Humans?"
Rosette looked from side to side. "I have no idea." She said. "But if they do,
you're not getting in."
"I'll try." Said Justin.
They let go of the bra and it contracted like an elastic band. Justin was
catapulted into the air where he flew across the shop towards the counter.
He flew over the chip and pin machine, and over the cash register, and landed
flat onto the glass barcode scanner. The flickering red laser flashed up at him.
"My eyes, my eyes! It burns!" He said as the red laser caught him in the eye.
After a few moments of blinking he turned to the rest on the ground and gave a
thumbs up.
The Psi-scanner was placed next to the keyboard on the cash register. Justin
walked over and found a power lead that fitted into the device. He dragged the
power cable which was the equivalent of a wide pipe and plugged it into the
Psi-scanner.
"I've attached the power source." He called back. "Now what?"
"Use the psi-scanner!" Keto called back.
"What am I scanning for? I can't even remember!" He said.
"Those turtles. We need to find their base." Called back Jayne.
"Oh yeah." Justin pushed the large buttons by stomping on them with his feet.
The search range was increased and a map showed the entire area, with a glowing
red dot showing the base of the 'Temporal Terrapins'.
"It's further down the Promenade." He said. "It's in a toy shop, but between
here and there is a coffee shop, a charity shop, and a Greggs.
"Good." Said Seymour, clapping his hands together. "Lets get cracking!"
Everyone started walking off towards the shop entrance.
"Hey, wait for me!" Said Justin. "How am I supposed to get down!"
<OOC - tag, are you really all going to leave Justin? What kind of fun can we
have in the coffee shop or toy shop? >