Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Cleaning-lady-zilla!

Tch. Can't get the staff....

From: cptonion
Sent: Saturday, August 29, 2009 9:03 AM
To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com
Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Cleaning-lady-zilla!
 
Shhhh! Thats only a small bit that can be ignored.Alright, alright. I'll re-write that ending paragraph!"So how do we get up there?" Seymour asked to Jayne, and everyone looked to her for leadership.Jayne looked around at the eyes staring at her. I don't know!" She snapped. "I'm not your Captain!"Seymour, Rosette and Keto looked at each other. "But, you're a clone of him, his abilities are insiode you. Jay would have an idea of what to do next... so we were hoping that you might too?""What? Give me a break!" Said Jayne. <tag>--- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, Andy Longman <sirlagerlot@...> wrote:>> But of course...she isn't the Captain!> > > From: cptonion > Sent: Saturday, August 29, 2009 7:15 AM> To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com > Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Re: Cleaning-lady-zilla!> > > Sorry everyone, I have nothing to blame but my own stupidity - and it's made worse by it being me who first mentioned that Jayne was in the group in the post before!> > Please everyone replace all mentions of Jay in this post to Jay, his female clone who is so similar that even I get confused :-P> > Onion> > --- In JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com, Andy Longman <sirlagerlot@> wrote:> >> > Erm...Jayne turend into Jay, who is elsewhere, halfway through that post. Way to pay attention boss! *applauds* > > > > > > From: cptonion > > Sent: Saturday, August 29, 2009 3:28 AM> > To: JMC_Blue_Dwarf@yahoogroups.com > > Subject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] Cleaning-lady-zilla!> > > > > > Who:- Seymour, Keto, Rosette, Justin, Jayne> > Where:- M&S lingerie department> > When:- As they heard the vacuum cleaner> > > > <snip>> > "No, wait" Jayne said "He's right, something's coming."> > She dropped her corner of the Psi scanner and turned around. Looming over them, and heading toward them at a high speed was a cleaner...pushing a vacuum cleaner, right in their direction.... > > <end snip>> > > > The vacuum cleaner was being wielded by a fat older woman who seemed several hundred feet tall. All Seymour could see of her were these towering chunky legs inside thick tights. > > > > "Hehe, I can see up her dress too!" Said Justin Pancake. Then went pale as he did, and almost threw up.> > > > The vacuum cleaner was almost on top of them, and the team dropped the Psi-scanner on the ground and huddled around the back of it. They could feel the hoover sucking them towards it. > > > > Seymour's hair stuck up onto it's ends, each strand reaching towards the machine. "Nooo, not the do!" Seymour said, trying to hold it down. As he did so, the vacuum caught hold of his suit sleeve and it started sucking that towards it. "Not the suit!" Seymour shouted in anger and annoyance. "I want some clothes left by the end of today!"> > > > Then his annoyance turned to fright as the cyclone of air gripped his entire body and pulled him upwards. He turned an grabbed onto the first thing he could, which was the edge of the Psi-scanner. > > "Help me!" he cried. > > The sound of rushing air almost burst his eardrums, and he felt his legs being lifted above him, ready to be sucked into the doomsday machine.> > Jay and Rosette grabbed his hands, and pulled him back again.> > > > Luckily, the hoover stopped and was placed onto the ground by the gargantuan cleaning lady. Like godzilla, she towered over the psi-scanner and boomed in a gruff voice; "What's this then?"> > > > She reached down and grabbed the psi-scanner with her mammoth hand, and picked it up. With their cover removed, the shrunken team ran to the shelter of a nearby clothes rack. They watched as the cleaning lady took the psi-scanner away.> > > > "Where's she taking it?" Seymour asked.> > "It looks like she's taking it to the counter." Jay said, peering out.> > "We need that!"> > "I know!"> > "Tell her to bring it back!" > > "I can't!"> > "You're the Captain!" Said Seymour.> > "I know, but I'm three inches tall, she's a massive elderly cleaning lady with cataracts bigger than my head. She probably can't see me!"> > > > The old lady put the psi-scanner on the counter at the other end of the shop, and then went off to clean something elsewhere.> > > > "She's actually done us a favour, I guess." Said Jay, walking out of their shelter onto the shop floor. > > > > After an hour of walking, they got to the payment counter at the other end of the shop. It loomed tall above them, and they could just see the edge of their psi-scanner on top. It looked like this counter wasn't currently being used, and all customers were going to the second one at the other side of the shop.> > > > The sides of the counter were shiny and smooth, and there were no obvious ways to get up there.> > > > "So how do we get up there?" Seymour asked to Jay, and everyone looked to him for leadership.> > Jay thought about it for a while. "I'm... not sure." He admitted. Everyone continued to look at him for guidance. "What? Give me a break, my Captains handbook didn't prepare me for making decisions about climbing furniture when I've been shrunk to the size of a tennis ball!"> > > > <Tag, any ideas how we get up onto the payment counter?>> >>