Haemorrhoids and Wormholes - part2

Who: Seymour, Lester, Queen Brittany, Clark Ren and Professor
Hasenbeker
Where: Professor Hasenbeker's lab
When: After they were taken to him for Haemorrhoid research
The professor nodded. "I agree. I've drawn the short straw in the
research department today. But these aren't normal haemorrhoids."
Seymour was about to ask what he meant, but soon found out.
Clark Ren screamed in pain as something grew in the back of his
underpants. They seemed to be growing as his backside bulged like a
bag of hamsters. Brittany looked away, fearing that the man's arse
was about to explode, and Seymour retched.
Finally, his trousers exploded, and out came a little red demon with
horns and a drooling mouth full of sharp teeth.
"Facinating!" Said Professor Hasenbeker. "He has developed a Wormhole
in his bowels!" He pressed a button with caused the robotic arm to
let go of Ren and pick up the screaming little demon.
"This little beast if very interesting! I wonder which dimension he
is from. If it's the Karengeth dimension, I think I've hit the
jackpot!" He poked the demon, which was squirming to get out of the
clutches of the robotic arm. Its yellow eyes fixed on the Professor
and it jabbered at him in some alien language.
Then he pressed a button and the robotic arm took the tiny monster
away, presumably to some other testing lab, or maybe to one of the
cells they had seen.
"I smell a bigger grant and a nicer office coming to me!" Said the
Professor happily. Then he shined a torch down Clark Ren's anus. "Any
other trans-dimensional beasties down there?"
They all watched as swirling crimson red lights shone out of the
man's gaping backside. It was one of the weirdest things they had
ever seen, but to Professor Hasenbeker it seemed almost normal.
"Oh. Oh my." Said the Professor, and stepped away.
"Please make it stop!" Clark Ren sobbed. "I don't like it. I feel...
violated."
"Erm... yes. Unfortunately I think it's going to get a whole lot
worse." Said the Professor, and went to hide behind his desk.
Ren bit his fist as the wormhole inside his intestines started to
suck him inside it. It happened quickly, but not quick enough as it
seemed to deflate Ren like a balloon, and then his body collapsed in
on itself and he was sucked inside his own bottom.
A moment passed where all everyone could do was silently glance at
each other. Neither of them believed what had just happened.
Professor Hasenbeker clapped his hands together and turned to Lester,
Seymour and Brittany. "Right. Who's next?"
<Tag J! Will our characters escape the haemorrhoid treatment? Will
Seymour get to fulfil the prophecies told to him by Jenny, will
he "pull the purple wire"? Or "Flip the wrinkly potato?" (whatever
that means?) Will the scientist discover that Seymour is the baby's
father? What happens next! Where is SNIDE? Can he save them again?>