Jayne:- De'Clone'struction.....at least that's the plan.

Who:- Jayne, Efof, Mickey, Delvroso
Where:- The Mollopod planet
When:- Snipped.
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Efof trudged back to Mickey and Jayne, where Jayne was holding a
remote control with a big red button on it.
"Did you put it on both tanks?" She asked him.
"Nah. Only one, he was too suspicious."
Jayne grinned, her finger twitched over the big red button.
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Jayne hesistated.
"What's wrong?" Asked Delvroso. "Detonate it"
"It seems a waste…blowing up one tank…" Jayne replied "It's only
going to draw attention to us and then we'll be left facing down the
barrel of the other!"
"Fair point" Mickey said "So…what do we do?"
"OOO!" Efof said "We could play hangman!!" Efof took out a notepad
and pencil from his pocket and sketched out a row of small lines on
the page separated by a slash. "It's a crew member!"
"O" said Mickey
"Yes! Three of them!" Efof said excitedly, scribbling in the letters
to make his pad look like this "_ O _ _ O _ / _ _ _ O"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Snapped Jayne "Focus on the problem at hand
guys!"
"I am" said Mickey. "Efof's hand…E?"
"YES!" "_O_ _ O _ / _ E _ O"
Jayne slapped Mickey hard around the back of the head. "I mean our
OTHER problem! THE SMEGGING TANKS!!"
"Oh alright..."
"You've already said O" said Efof.
"No..efof..I mean..never mind…Geez.."
"Theres No `G's!" Efof drew the base of the gallows.
"If I may.." Delvroso said impatiently. "Look, the tanks are moving
into formation, if you detonate the bomb when they're side by side,
the bomb might just be enough tot ake them both out"
"Oh..right!" said Jayne "Good thinking. Jesus..wait til the Captain
hears about this, you two…" she said, glaring at Mickey Efof. "He
won't be impressed."
"Who won't?" said Efof, not really listening
"JAY!"
"Nope! No `J's!" said Efof, sketching another section of the gallows.
"I give up.." Jayne said exasperated.
"No `I's either…"
Jayne turned back to the task at hand, raising her binoculars to her
eyes.
"Just a little more…." She mumbled to herself as the tanks drew
closer together. "A little more…."
"NOW!" she yelled, pressing the red button with a maniacal grin on
her face. "BOOM!!!!!!"
But there was no boom. All there was from the makeshift bomb was a
pathetic "Pfffft" and a small waft of smoke.
"What happened?" Delvroso asked. "Where was the explosion?"
"MICKEY!" Jayne snapped "What happened?"
"How should I know?"
"*You*" Jayne started, but was interuppted
"No `U's" said Efof, adding to his sketch
"SHUT UP!" Jayne snapped "You made the bomb Mickey!! `Trust me' you
said, `I'm an engineer' you said, `what could go wrong' you said!"
"I may have…er…overestimated my abilities somewhat!"
"You're telling me!"
"So what now?"
Jayne glanced down at the tanks. They were aiming their turrets in
their direction.
"NOW WE LEG IT!!"
The tanks fired, hitting the ground where Jayne had been standing,
throwing up dust and debris into the air.
The two humans, one mollopod and a Ffionian were thrown from their
feet as they ran away, sending them all tumbling down the hillside,
toward the Amnesty International army below.
Dazed, Jayne looked up from the floor, straight into the eyes of Bob
Geldof. "Well…what have we here…" he said.
"Hangman!" said Efof, "Wanna play?"
"Is it "Doctor Keto" said Mickey.
"YES! Your turn!" Efof replied excitedly.
Jayne sighed heavily. It was turning into one of those days.
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