Seymour "Ottermadillo" part1

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The Guard said looked at his datapad. "Says here a Professor
Hasenbeker has requisitioned you for Haemorrhoid research."
"But we don't have haemorrhoids," Seymour said with a frown.
"Ah, that's the best bit," the guard smirked, "first they give 'em to
you. Then they try and take 'em away."
"How long does the process take?" Seymour was feverishly trying to
plot an escape.
"When's your next birthday?" The guard grinned, "because we always
like to get the haemorrhoid guinea pigs a card. Every year."
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Who: Seymour, Lester, Queen Brittany, Clark Ren and some Guards
Where: Being escorted to Professor Hasenbeker's lab
When: After they were taken out of the cell
As they were being dragged out of the cell roughly by the guards,
Brittany started shouting at Seymour. "This is all your fault you
know!"
"I really am terribly sorry your majesty." Seymour said. "I didn't
mean for you to be mixed up in all this."
"Hey what about me?" asked Lester.
"You volunteered!" Said Seymour. Lester nodded and agreed.
As the guards dragged them past another cell with plexiglass walls,
the monster inside ran up to meet them. This one was part Otter and
part Armadillo.
"These genetic experiments are jolly disturbing." Seymour said. "I'm
glad it's behind that glass."
There was a flash of crimson light and suddenly the beast was right
there in front of them.
"Dammit!" Shouted the guard. "I keep telling them to enforce those
call walls with Wormhole-proof shielding. Will they listen? Noooo."
The guards let go of them and started firing at the monster.
"What on Earth is that?" Seymour shouted. "And why would TransMed
think that it's going to help them get to this 'Karangeth' universe?"
The Armadillo man shrugged. "They're experimenting on all animals.
Some of them can control the wormhole ability more than others."
The Armadillo/Otter disappeared and appeared behind the guard, but in
front of Seymour and Lester, who had to hit the deck before the
guards opened fire on them.
"Lets use this distraction to get out of here." Brittany said, over
the sound of gunfire. Her, Lester and Ren started crawling off to the
side.
"No. We're really close to rescuing baby Alota."
"No we're not. We've been captured by TrasMed and going to be given
haemorrhoids." Said Brittany. "That's not really very close at all."
"Trust me." Said Seymour. "We need to meet Dr Hasenbeker."
"What?! Dr Hasenbeker is going to give us haemorrhoids." Said
Brittany. "Seymour I'm a young, attractive woman who has a successful
modelling career in all the galaxy's top lads mags. What do you think
will happen when they realise I've got piles?"
"Erm."
"How many models do you think have piles?"
"Erm... hard to say..."
"None! Now let's go."
"No. We have to meet Dr Hasenbeker." Seymour insisted.
"Why?"
Gunfire went off over their heads and a flash of swirly crimson light
meant the Otter/Armadillo thing had wormhole-jumped again to the
other side of the guards.
"Okay. I'll tell you." Seymour took a deep breath. "When we travelled
through the wormhole, I saw Jenny."
"Jenny-mother-of-your-daughter-Jenny?"
"Yes"
"Jenny-from-another-universe-Jenny?"
"Yes. Will you let me tell my story?"
The Queen grinned, she liked gossip.
<To be continued...>