Carrots?

ooc : Onion, you asked for it.....
Who : Those with Phil
When : After MP got abducted
Where : the third quarry(read post)
Attitude of Phil : Pished off
Midget : Kidnapped
"So what your saying is, there, in fact, many many quarrys here.."
"Yes" siged seymour, brushing the quarry diut of his clothes
"And there are, in fact, many many more to check until we find the one
we want, correct?" said Phil, anger rising.
"So the chances of us fiding it are..." Started Seymour
"Very good.."
"er?"
"It's over there."..pointed someone
"What gave it away?"
"Well the huge steaming pile of bodies floating in their?"
"We are not talking about the toilet in the mens room after Jay and
Phil's Friday night special.." Started Seymour, covering his nose with
a frilly pink cloth as the wind caused a smell worse the MP's
jockstrap after he been on a 3 mile run though the women's shower
block cess pool.
"Sir.." started one of the deputys...
"WHAT??" said Phil, trying not to breath in as they got closer to what
basicaly was a giant cess pool, filled with mucuis and the nasty run
off of a lot of dead bodies rotting and decomposing.
"Seymour opened his mouth to say something when what looked like a
flek of ash floated into his mouth.
Swallowing he said, "I cant see any fires round here.."
"Oi! Nipples, that wasnt ash you know, that was a bit of flaxy skin
from Mr leporsy just behind you..."
"Very Funny Philip, now ...what?"
Turning round he saw that climbing over the edge of the quarry wall
was in fact a Zombie who looked like he had leprosy and his skin was
flaking.
Over the sounds of Seymour rethcing ("One dosent remember eating
carrots" he was heard to wimper between bouts of throwing up and
trying to miss Phil's boots.) Phil cried out "Ok People, i think we
found the place...You know to do..."
There was a grin on Phil's face.
"It's Clobbering time...."
<<tag to those on Phil's team>>