OOC - Competition with prizes (everyone say 'oooooh!')

OOC - Hello everyone!!
I'm very excited as i've just recieved something through the post
today that I intend to give away as a competition prize!
This started off as an idea I had the other night chatting on msn with
various BD members (you know who you are midget lovers!), I dared
Chris, CK and Reuben to write the most disgusting zombie-killing post
EVER!
So I thought I could open this to everyone. And there's a prize attached!
The person who can create the nastiest, gruesomest post = about
slaughtering zombies (I want to be slightly sick in my mouth) can
recieve through the post this glorious special edition BD mug!http://www.bluedwarf.co.uk/images/bdmug.jpg (here it is in all it's
glory!)
Only 2 of these exist, and i'm keeping one cos i'm ace, screw you all!
But I'll give away the other for free.
If no-one posts anything half decent, I'll give it away to this
month's SOTM.
Yes, now you can drink your tea/coffee in style! (other warm beverages
are available)
If there are any questions, email me or there's a thread on the forum
about it.
-Onion