JP - Happy Meal

Clonestone closed his eyes, remembering Tzeitel. A few minutes later he walked back to the car and slid into the driver’s seat.

Sadly, Bella was no longer in the car.

“Your dog ran off.” Coral said as she played with some portable video game.

“What the hell? Where did she go?” Clonestone asked, jumping out of the car.

“I dunno…” Coral muttered. “Not far, though.”

Bella could be seen happily rolling around in the grass, tail wagging.

“Bella!” Clonestone had a hard time being stern, she looked so happy. “Get back in the car!”

Rolling onto her belly, the dog girl panted a bit and finally made her way back to the car, but didn’t get in just yet. She couldn’t exactly figure out how she was supposed to climb up into it at the moment. Sitting, she stared up at Clonestone, ears twitching.

Clonestone gently lifted Bella into the back seat of the car and secured her with the seatbelt again.

Bella didn’t fight this time, letting out a happy bark and plopping down on the seat. She got to roll around in the grass, which made her super happy. Plus, Clonestone hadn’t called her a bad dog or seemed angry, which was a big plus.

“You just can’t be mad at your pup, can you?” Coral asked with a smirk.

“She’s a good dog.” Clonestone said, putting the car into drive.

Bella laid down and tried to sleep during the ride, so that left Coral with Clonestone. I am going to die of boredom with this man, aren’t I? She thought and looked at him. “Where exactly are we heading to at the moment? I want to get us some food.” Though, for her, food was seaweed, so she’d have to make due with plain salad.

“I have a nice place over the Georgia line.” Clonestone said, and pointed to a golden arches sign. “We can get food there quickly, Bella deserves a hamburger.”

“What the fuck is a hamburger?” Coral asked.

Bella’s ears perked up at the mention of hamburger and she lifted her head, tail wagging so hard it was smacking the seat she was in.

“Ground beef patty between two buns.” Clonestone rolled his eyes at Coral’s ignorance.

“Beef? All I’ve ever eaten is seaweed. MegaCorp never let me know much about the outside world.” Coral explained with a sigh. “Well, at least I have you and Bella to help me out.” She went back to the little handheld video game she was playing, beating the shit out of some funky rainbow dinosaur.

“Seaweed tastes like shit.” Clonestone said, taking the exit to McDonalds. He ordered a Big Mac meal for himself, a hamburger happy meal for Bella and looked at Coral. “What do you want?”

“Uh…what do they have that’s not meat?” Coral asked. “I can’t digest meat.”

Bella barked at the person taking their order.

“The chicken nuggets aren’t meat. Or the fries.” Clonestone said and hushed Bella.

Bella got quiet for Clonestone, but kept watching the person in the little window.

“Uh…I’ll just take the fries or whatever.” Coral said. “I’m gonna have to look up about human foods…” She muttered to herself.

Clonestone ordered a chicken nugget meal for Coral. He paid and got the food from the next window. He handed Bella the Happy Meal.

Bella had to fight the box a bit to get to the food, but she eventually enjoyed her meal to the fullest in an adorable dog way.

Coral merely ate the fried, but after eating one of the chicken nuggets, she let Bella have the rest because it made her sick to her stomach.

Clonestone ate his burger and fries. He cheerfully told Coral about a victim he had given water but not food, what he would get her to do for old french fries.

“Huh? That sounds fun, actually.” Coral replied with a smirk. “I’ll have to try that out one day.” She munched on more fries, looking out the window. It was probably strange for Clonestone to have someone that actually agreed and enjoyed his company…

It was strange. Clonestone wished he could suppress Coral’s power so he could hurt her. The reminiscing had him looking at the brown paper napkins from McDonalds. “I need a pit stop,”

“Oh, for fucks sake! Just wait until we reach a place to actually rest, you dumbass!” Coral seethed. “Think of your dog! Think of Bella. She’s probably in need of a better resting spot than the back seat of a car.” She took the napkins and soaked them through before tossing them out the window.

There was a scream and some crashing behind them as the napkins blinded whoever had been driving behind the car. “Yeah, fuck you guys too!” Coral yelled out the window.

“I have needs to!” Clonestone complained, shifting uncomfortably in his seat.

“We all do!” Coral growled, splashing him. “Get over yourself, pig!”

Bella whimpered from the back seat.

“Ugh, fine, I’ll stop.” Coral crossed her arms and looked out the window. She couldn’t say no to Bella.

“Bella probably needs to pee.” Clonestone reasoned, glancing at the glovebox where there were tissues.

Coral’s foot pressed to the glovebox, icing it over with freezing water as she stared back at Clonestone. “Don’t. Fuck. With. Me.” She warned.

Clonestone grimaced in discomfort. “I need to…” He groaned.

“What? Need a good fuck?” Coral snapped. “I can find you a girl or a guy. Which do you prefer at the moment?”

“A female this time.” Clonestone said. He wanted Tzeitel.

“Any preferences about her? Blond? Brunette? Blue eyes? Brown eyes?” Coral inquired. “Come on, I’m a born hunter. I can get them for ya!”

“Brown hair. Big black eyes.” Clonestone said. “Average tits.”

“Got it,” Coral said and was out of the car before he could even blink.

All Bella did was whine at Clonestone. She actually did need to pee…