JP - Drizzt does not appreciate Clonestone's Gifts

“That’s the fancy word Tzeitel uses to say she’s a lesbian with that dog eared lesbian with the nice firm tits that have gotten less perky.” Clonestone said. “She’s straight enough when she’s tied down.” He caught the key and went to his room. WIthin minutes he was ordering a few prostitutes.

Drizzt rolled his eyes and went to a store for food. He wouldn’t return for a few hours.

By the time Drizzt returned Clonestone had used, paid and sent away one prostitute. The second prostitute was blindfolded and tied to Drizzt’s bed. Clonestone had been dozing off, but he opened his eyes and smiled at Drizzt. “Ready to become a man?”

Drizzt stared at the poor prostitute and pulled out a knife from his boot. Going to her, he started to cut her the ties. “I told you to leave me alone about it, you dick…are you okay, ma’am?” He asked.

The woman whimpered and cringed away from Drizzt’s touch. “Hurts… please don’t…”

“I loosened her up a little. Okay, I got bored waiting and she was just laying there.” Clonestone grinned. “If you wanted a dude you could have just said. I can still get you one.”

“I told you I don’t want anyone, you moron!” Drizzt snapped at Clonestone as he took off the blindfold and helped the woman out of the bed. “Do I need to get you to a hospital, ma’am?”

“Please, I won’t tell anyone anything.” The woman whimpered, edging towards the door. There was quite a bit of blood left on the bed.

“You desperately need to fuck someone, Drizzt.” Clonestone said.

Without warning, Drizzt suddenly punched Clonestone in the face. “SHUT UP!” He roared and went to the woman. Picking her up before she could stumble, he took her to his car. “I’m getting you to a hospital. Fucking idiot…this isn’t how you treat people.”

“So pretending you aren’t going to fuck them is your kink. Fine. Just get laid.” Clonestone said moodily, pressing some tissues to his bleeding nose. His nose could get pregnant from this.

The woman quietly cried in the car as Drizzt drove her to the hospital, still bleeding and clearly in pain and still afraid of this guy. She had been blindfolded most of the time and was not sure if he had hurt her too or not.

“I shouldn’t have left him alone in there so long…fucker.” Drizzt growled and parked in the emergency parking section. “I’m sorry for everything he may have done to you, ma’am.” Getting out, he went to the passenger side and helped her out, carrying her into the hospital. If she looked at his face, she would see his kindness was genuine in his eyes.

The woman was not used to kindness in her line of work. “Thank you.” She whispered.

“Don’t mention it,” Drizzt said and made sure she got checked into the hospital before returning to the hotel room he shared with Clonestone.

When Drizzt returned there was a male prostitute tied to his bed. Clonestone stood nearby with his arms crossed. “You need to get laid.”

Drizzt facepalmed with a heavy sigh. “I am not in need to get laid!” He growled and went to free the poor male prostitute. “Why do you keep tying them up, you dick?!” Frowning, he looked over the man for injuries like the woman had.

“It’s easier than having to hold them down. You’re inexperienced, being a virgin and all, so I was making it easy for you.” Clonestone said.

The male prostitute was lucky, it had taken Clonestone such a long time to find a male prostitute and get him to come here that he did not have enough time left to hurt him. He warily looked at Drizzt.

Shaking his head, Drizzt took the male prostitute to the door. “I’m sorry about him. Go home and find yourself a safer job.” He closed the door and turned to glare at Clonestone. “Stop trying to do whatever it is you’re doing, you annoyance!”

“You are suppressing my sexuality!” Clonstone complained. “You need to get laid and relax!”

Drizzt sighed heavily. “I’m not interested in sex!” He replied and went to his own bed, staring at the blood from the poor woman earlier. It made him sick and he wanted to castrate the fucker in this room with him. He’d heard rumors that the original Canestone was some kind of creepy guy that loved rough sex and treating people badly, but he’d never known the truth until now.

“You’re a freak.” Clonestone said, switching off the light. A few minutes later his bed springs squeaked.

Drizzt put in his earphones and held his revolver under the pillow as he tried to sleep. It was difficult, though - annoying, really. After a while, he just left and got himself a new room that he did NOT have to share with Clonestone. “At least now I’ll get some sleep…”

Sadly, morning seemed to arrive too soon and they were trying to get information on Tzeitel and James again.

Clonestone was stretching as he walked out to the car.

Drizzt was sitting in the car, smoking a cigarette and listening to the radio talk about some new riot about metas. “For fuck’s sake, people…” He muttered and cut it off. “You took your time waking up.”

“I needed more sleep because I got two workouts in last night.” Clonestone said as he buckled his seatbelt. “You know what would make you less tense and cranky in the morning?”

“For you to shut up? Great advice! Shut up…” Drizzt put the car in gear and started driving.

“No. Fucking someone really good the night before.” Clonestone said.