Ignore The Hamster

Tam frowned. "Wait, what? Oh my god, River that's awful! Please tell me you got that fucker arrested." Tam was already concocting a number of horrific scenarios she fully intended to visit upon this douchebag. Many of which involved jump leads and a rabid hamster.

Then she looked to Kent with a worried look. "Some heavy stuff... Maybe you should give us a minute?" She didn't want Kent to go, but suddenly she realized River's wariness around men and it suddenly fell into place.

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Max grabbed Kevin by the arms and shook him to get him to focus. "Kevin! Listen to me. It will be alright! I'll call my lawyer, and we'll get this taken care of. People know you, know you're a good guy, Stefan can testify that she was stalking you, I will testify to the same effect, and I'm certain that the store's security camera saw her waiting for us that one night. So if she tries anything like that, we'll nail her good." He smiled. "We'll take care of this. I promise."