Kayn wakes up - Where the hell did that rodent go!!!!!
Oct 6, 2000, 12:30pm
Kayn found himself down a flight of stairs in Science Labs. He had a
massive bruise on his forehead
How long had he been asleep? Never mind...what the hell was that
dream...maybe it was a ...
Re: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] what could be worse...
Oct 6, 2000, 12:19pm
The most annoying thing possible is Kayn
Enough said :)
PS - The Anti-Rad suit would do....PLEEEEEEEEEEESSEEEE make one!!!!! ...
Command Decision
Oct 5, 2000, 4:17pm
To all the crew.
What I'm about to say is really important.
As creator, and webmaster of this sim, I'm going to make a command decision. I'd like you all to please ignore Lt. Smeggs last ...
'No way in hell!'
Oct 5, 2000, 3:34pm
Blue Dwarf
04/10/2100
Promenade
1000 hours
Security officers Ensign Donover patrolled the promenade looking for trouble (or in Donover's case, trouble to be avoided). Normally he would be pa ...
What so anoying about holograms Kayn eh?
Oct 5, 2000, 2:40pm
I was going to rig up an anti-radiation suit for you Kayn. But after that hologram remark I think I'll just have to let Kenny the flatuent hamster into your quarters you goit(only joking, it ...
Nipples, be afraid, be very afraid.
Oct 4, 2000, 3:02pm
Phil's Office
Science Decks
Blue Dwarf
Time:I wonder if you can power a digital watch off a chicken madras?
Saddam the temporal computer was not really sure what happened in those blurred ...
what could be worse...
Oct 4, 2000, 2:44pm
Just had a thought? What could be worse then being stuffed in a locker by Major Harris? Bazokoid up the rear? Sandpaper instead of tha "Pleasure 2000" toilet paper? The mind boggels....
A ...
Kayn joins the asteroid shooting team and farsees his future
Oct 5, 2000, 12:50pm
Kayn was quiet
For the first time in days, Kayn was ACTUALLY QUIET!!
Nipels didn't complain - none of the crew did. They actually appreciated Kayn being dumb...but it was still clingin ...
Lt. Jason Smegg - "No aliens?"
Oct 4, 2000, 6:31pm
Smegg began quoting things he read in a space-core manual somewhere.
"4080- It is finally proven that mankind is all alone in the universe. No
other intelligent life exists anywhere in the u ...
Lt. Jason Smegg: "Back from the future"
Oct 4, 2000, 6:07pm
Commander Nipels' office
Sometime
Lt. Smegg and Ensign Cauty entered the Commander's office with a report
in their hands.
"Sir we have finished our analysis of the artifact from the asteroid ...
cmdr Niples "Shipping channel"
Oct 4, 2000, 5:46pm
Commander Niples' quarters
JMC Blue Dwarf -in asteroid field
Shipdate 3.10.2100
11.00PM
Seymour sipped his coffee and stared hard at the computer screen, he looked at the image and press ...
part at my place
Oct 4, 2000, 2:10pm
I'd just like to say thanks to all for being the simmer of the month. Party in my quarters after this mission is over. I promise to leave the elastic bands alone and Saddam tuned off, ok ...
Major Harris 'Getting away from work'
Oct 4, 2000, 1:01pm
Blue Dwarf
22/09/2100
The gardens on deck 20
Need to get some batteries for my watch
Harris sat crossed leg on the grass with his eyes closed listening to the silence.
As always it was quit ...