Niples - "Last minute holiday pt 3"

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The second called to his partner as he discovered a small packet of
bliss stuffed in a locker. They both grinned at the thought of the
raise they'd get.
Then a sudden knocking sound came from above and they looked up.
Something was trying to get out of a storage locker above them.
Cautiously they opened the door to the above compartment and a short
Scottsman wearing a kilt fell out and onto the floor.
"Oh…. Urr… hello!" Said Kotchanski.
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Who: Seymour Niples
Where: New Ibiza, the Royal Palace
When: The morning after
Seymour lay on a sunbed in the morning sun, surrounded by royal
butlers. His view looked out over the bay, where a harhar blocked
out the beaches of commoners, so that Seymour's view went straight
out onto the sea.
To his left, was the obligatory building site. Every holiday spot
had to have one. But this wasn't just a new redevelopment, this was
where they were rebuilding half of Ibiza town after the Hymenoptera
invaded a few years ago, last time Seymour visited. The Hymenoptera
has swept through the city like a swarm of overgrown ants, intent on
spoiling everyone's holiday fun.
"Garcon!" Seymour called to a Butler. There were many around him, as
he'd ordered them to quietly and discreetly shoot any seagull that
came within 200meters of him.
The butler sighed and came to him. "Yes?"
"Get me some water."
The waiter soon came back with some water.
"No no no! Add some ice you fool!"
The waiter sighed and came back with a glass full of water and ice.
"No no no, too much ice. Go and remove some!"
"Where do you want me to put it sir?"
"You can put it up your… well you can do whatever you like with it,
just get it out of my glass!"
The man sighed and walked away. Then came back with some other
people. "Sir…"
"Don't disturb me. Where's my water?"
"Sir there are some gentlemen here to see you."
"What? I told you I didn't want to be disturbed." Seymour turned
around and saw two stern looking customs officers.
"Oh… uh… hello…"
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