Please, we DON'T need to know that!

Who: Dean, Mk.7, Efof and KatZ
Where: Charging towards the giant gun
When: Hopefully, just before a massive explosion
"Well, a full frontal attack. I like it." said Mk.7 happy to see
some action.
"Were going to plant a high explosive and half our missile cache to
it, and run the smeg away from it." said Dean furiously weaving the
Raven as much as possible in and attempt to throw off their persuers.
"Well, it seems to me that Dean, although not the best man for the
job, is probably going to have to stay here and fly the Raven." said
KatZ. "
Mk.7 has the best knowledge in setting up al things that go *boom*,
but will need someone else to help him. We should probably send the
least important person here."
At this Mk.7 turned to look at KatZ and grin evily for a few seconds.
"I was talking about Efof!" she said figuring out what the scutter
was implying.
"Damn. Ok Efof, suit up and get ready to jump for it."
"YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled the Ffionian as he and Mk.7 lept
out of the Raven's airlock clutching on to their cargo of high
explosives, before landing wih a thunk on the surface.
"Ok Efof, put it all over there. I'll take out any incoming bugs"
said Mk.7, shooting holes into a Hymanoptera warrior the had been
crawling over the surface close by.
A few minutes later the device was connected to the many missiles
spread around and Mk.7 had set the timer.
"Mk.7 to Raven, Dean, you there?"
"Yeah dude, you ready for pickup?"
"Yep, any time within the next 3 minutes would be nice."
"Uh, not realy Mk.7" interrupted Efof.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, the timer is now down to 2 minutes and is going very fast"
"Shit! Dean, get away. There's not enough time for that rustbucket
to get here, pick us up, and escape. We can think of something."
said Mk.7
"No he can't!" came KatZ's voice in the background over the radio.
"Trust me Dean, get out of here. GO!"
With that, Dean hit the afterburners and fled to the minimum safe
distance with the Hymanoptera interceptors still in hot persuit.
"So now what?" Asked Efof
"Ever gone surfing?" asked Mk.7 with a grin
"Uh, well.."
"Ok, well it's about time you learned." he said, and with that he
grabed onto Efof's space suit and jumped into space.
They were able to gain a fair amount of distance floating in space,
but not nearly enough.
"Ok," Said Mk.7, flattening out his body as much as possible, which
was actually quite a lot.
"Now, hop on."
Efof nearvously floated and grasped his way on top of Mk.7
"Now, usually you paddle into shore, but this is a bit different.
Vent your reserve oxygen tank."
Efof pulled out one of the hoses on his space suit and aimed it
behind them, and they started moving forward faster and faster.
At that moment many explosions covered one side of the huge gun and
it split open. Soon afterwards, something that was obviously very
explosive exploded, causing a massive shockwave.
"SURFS UP DUDE!!!" said Mk.7
Efof turned around to look at the huge wave of death approaching
them.
"AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH!!! WERE GOING TO DIE!!!"
"Oh, come off it. Atleast you would die doing something cool."
Efof thought about this for a moment.
"Hmm, good point."
"Now, keep the air going untill you reach the crest of the wave.
Then just plug it back in, and ride with it."
As the shockwave hit them, they were lifted up onto the crest of it,
and were pushed along by it at around mach 9.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is awesome!" yelled
Efof.
"It's not over yet. Were heading straight into the interceptor ship
that has been chasing Dean."
They smashed into the side of the ship, resulting in a peculiar
reversal of roles, being peopled splattered onto the windscreen of a
bug.
"We gotta take out this ship." said Efof
"Yeah, stand back."
Efof slid back away from the windscreen and Mk.7 blasted it out with
his bazookoids. The Hymanoptera inside were sucked out, but didn't
seem to need oxygen, and managed to propel themselves at the two.
Mk.7 didn't waste any time and moved himself into the cockpit.
After punching a few large squishy nodes on the control panel he was
able to work out the controls and fired at the three Hymanoptera,
who exploded. Unfortuantly for Efof, the momentum of the bugs
advance was too great and he was splattered with what was left of
them.
Once they were safely back on board the Raven, Efof removed his
spacesuit and noticed himself in a mirror.
"Oh god! The heat from the exploding gun must have been enough to
singe my pubes off! Damn. Now I need a comb over!"
Everyone sat silently staring at Efof.
"What!? It's true."
More awkward scilence,that was thankfully broken by Dean.
"Anyway, we intercepted a message from the gun just before it blew.
It was ordering the extermination of lifeforms on other Hymanoptera
controled worlds."
"Well," said Mk.7, "If it means more explosions, that's fine by me!"
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