Your Bad day just got worse.
<snip>
"hey! water guns!" he yelled in delight, grabbing one, and charging
into the mess, water spraying everywhere.
Jack smiled, and joined him. Jay stayed by the door, looking out for
his wife, hoping she hadn't dismembered too many people.
<end snip>
"Yo Chris" said Jack through the Nano's, "Gotta brawl on our hands here, get
your ass up to parrots pronto!"
Chris rolled out of Jenny's bed and onto the floor with a thud. He stood up,
"You what?" he asked Jack slowly.
"Brawl, no time to explain, get up here now dude!"
"On my way" said Chris, cutting off the Nano's and accidentally walking into
a wall. "Ow!" he shouted, massaging his face.
He turned around to go into the bathroom, but there wasnt a bathroom there,
so he walked into a wall again. "OW!" he shouted again, massaging his face
or the second time in as many minutes. "That's funny" he said to himself, "I
coulda sworn the bathroom was there". He turned around and looked at the
bed, only to see Jenny sound asleep in in..."wait..." he thought to
himself...."What the f**k am i doing here!?!?!?" he shouted, waking Jenny,
who immediately went back to sleep...."Oh my god....My memory is soooo
erased after this!" he muttered, quickly getting dressed, combing his hair,
pleading with Holly to unlock the door, and when he finally did, Running up
to Parrots.
When he entered Parrots, a couple of handgun shots narrowly missed him as he
went through the door. When he was in the room, another scraped the flesh
off of a small area on his right arm, leaving a very bloody flesh wound.
"Bastard!" Chris shouted before taking out his bow, without realising what
he was doing he loosed an arrow into the frey at a very muscular guard that
had just smacked Dean round the face. The arrow hit him and bounced off
"Damned Body armour" he shouted, before charging at the beefy sod. As he was
running, a very drunked guard shot two bullets at him, thankfully missing.
He walked up to him and smacked him very hard round the face, the guard fell
over and collapsed but they were still outnumbered about 7-1.
He was about to go for another guy before he realised there was blood
dripping down his cheek, he put a finger on his cheek to dscover yet another
flesh wound. He didnt have much time to worry about it though, as a shoe
came hurtling out of no-where, hitting him right in the middle of the
forehead.
"Ow!- That Really hurt" he shouted at the guard that had matierialised after
the shoe had hit. "Who throws a shoe?Honestly? You fight like a woman!" he
finished, now sporting a bloody nose from the fist that had come in just
after the shoe.
"I am not having a good day!!!!!" shouted Chris, charging forward.
<tag- anyone care to tame a rampaging Chris?>
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