Super Soaker at the ready!

who: Jack & Phil
when: bout now
where: parrotts mainly...
"Jack, you're needed at Parrotts, get the water cannons" Holly said,
his face appearing on the screen inside Jack & Melissa's quarters,
both of them woke up.
"holy, whats up?" Jack asked, rolling away from his fiance.
"brawl" he said plainly, "you might want to get phil too"
"where is he?" Jack asked, getting up, donning his clothes quickly.
"he's in the briefing room" Holly informed him, before vanishing.
Jack leaned over the bed, and kissed Melissa "back in a tick" he
said, disappearing out of the room, Melissa lay there staring at the
ceiling, and sighed. "why do i always my sleep interrupted?" she
asked herself, before going back to sleep.
Jack ran down to the security offices, and input his codes to release
the water cannons. He grabbed two.
"Holly, tell Phil to meet me at parrotts, interrupt their briefing,
this could get ugly." he instructed, closing the security departments
weapons locker, and heading down to Parrotts as fast as he could while
carrying two large super soakers. Which wasn't very fast.
--the briefing room--
"Sorry to interrupt" Holly said, appearing on the screen in the
briefing room, Phil was sat there, not wanting the temptation of
alcohol when it was pretty certain he'd be one of the only members of
the security team not too drunk to perform his or her duties.
"not interrupting anything." Phil said, spinning his chair towards the
screen. "who is it, and where?" he asked.
"Jack wants you at parrotts." he said. "big brawl going on" he
informed him.
Phil jumped up, and ran towards parrotts. "finally, something fun to
do" he mused as he ran.
---at parrotts---
"Jay!" Jack called into the brawl, hearing it, but only just, Jay
scrambled his way to the entrance of parrotts, where Jack began to set
up the water guns. "anyone hurt in there yet?" Jack asked.
"well, ALota's in there, so i'd say theres a few people missing uhh...
'limbs' " he said, air quotes and all.
Jack winced, and began to fire the water guns into the fray. sending
drunkards to the floor rather quickly. Phil turned up seconds later,
and grabbed the other.
"hey! water guns!" he yelled in delight, grabbing one, and charging
into the mess, water spraying everywhere.
Jack smiled, and joined him. Jay stayed by the door, looking out for
his wife, hoping she hadn't dismembered too many people.
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