Seymour "Personality Troubles"

Who: Seymour Niples
Where: On the Raven
When: As the Enterprise blows up
Seymour watched out of the Raven's rear window as the saucer section
of the Enterprise collided with the Battlestar Galactica in a fit of
fiery rage. Seymour was stood with his hands behind his back in a
very thoughtful pose. Even as he looked at the very unusual sight
outside (how many other times would you see two spaceships from
separate TV series collide?) he seemed to be looking through it.
"That was a Successful mission." Said a voice behind him, Seymour
turned to see Jenny Bond, who had been never too far away from him
lately. He suspected she was up to something.
"Well it was a bit too easy, I've seen these kind of TV shows
before, they'll probably just send another ship in to maximise
ratings and make sure they have enough footage for the entire show."
Seymour spoke very poshly, and sure of himself, but with an
underlying sense that he wasn't actually sure of anything he'd said.
"Are you okay, you seem very different today." Said Jenny. Seymour
didn't know this, but when he'd had his personality transplant to
make him `cooler', Jenny had been sent to the Blue Dwarf especially
to investigate him.
"I …erm… spoke to someone I respect and admire. A fellow person of
authority…"
"YOU have authority?" Asked Jenny sarcastically. Seymour shot her a
dirty look.
"Of course, I'm a Royal Ambassad-" he started pompously, but then
his personality implant kicked in "Well I'm really cool…"
He then frowned in confusion. He looked down at what he was wearing,
some extremely bright white trainers, sports trousers and a bright
coloured tshirt.
"Ack! What the hell have I got on! I'm a Royal Ambassador, I should
be wearing an expensive suit!"
"But there's lots of people who think you look cool wearing those."
Said Jenny with a smirk.
"But I don't want them to think I'm cool, I want them to think I'm….
better."
The Raven bumped as it landed in the Blue Dwarf flight bay.
"We're here now, so stop whining and lets go to Parrotts for a
celebratory piss up drink." Suggested Jenny.
"WHAT? And socialise with the crew? Are you crazy?!" Said Seymour.
"You're ALWAYS socialising with the crew, I thought you wanted them
to like you? To think you're cool."
"I AM cool!" Said Seymour. "I mean… but… I'm a Royal Ambassador, I
should be above them. I KNOW I'm better than them!"
"Whatever…" Said Jenny walking off. "I'll be in Parrotts if you want
to join me for a drink."
Where: Parrotts Bar
When: Later
Seymour walked into the bar, looking slightly scared. Many people
shouted their greetings to him, and some lower crewmembers came up
to him and gave him some funny handshake. He humoured them, while at
the same time kept voicing snootily to himself `you're better than
them, you're better than them'.
He found Jenny sat by a table on her own. "Bloody commoner
crewmembers." He whinged. "Look at them, look at the way they dress,
it's disgusting. They have no taste,
She looked at him. "Are you a little confused by any chance
Seymour?" she pointed to what he was wearing, it was a full 2 piece
burberry suit.
"Oh my god, what am I wearing? How tacky!"
"Nevermind" said Jenny. "Have a few pints and you'll forget your
wearing it!"
<Tag over to Jenny! Lets drink for the hell of it!>