Enterprise Escapades

This post brought to you by your favourite team, SMAndy and Chris (aka
Jack & Chris)
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"Ouch," He said as he got up from the floor.
"Hey," said Chris who was still struggling against Worf. "You just got
stunned, what it
feel like?"
"You ever pissed on an electric fence?"
"No."
"Never mind then."
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Jack stepped towards them, "how about slamming a blancmange into a
live cable?" he asked,
"thats not a nice experience" he added.
"Ow" said Chris as Worf headbutted him. "Ok" he continued, ducking a
swipe from Worf's
Bath'leth. "Let's just stay Calm shall we?". "Why not discuss this
over a pot of tea and
biscuits?"
"tea and biscuits?" Worf asked, going for Chris' legs, which he jumped
over. "how about
a knuckle sandwich?" he said, aiming his fist square at Chris' jaw.
He felt the full blast of Worf's fist, his nose now a bloody mess"Ok
then..." he said,
smacking Worf in the ribs and clenching his fist in pain....."I
know...lets discuss this
over some scones and clotted cream shall we?"
"is your dead body good at discussions?" Worf asked, blocking Chris'
gunblade thrice,
before aiming a jab at him. "because thats all that'll have a chance
at a discussion
when we're done here!"
"Oh come on" said Chris, beginning to get pissed off, "Dundee cake?
Battenberg?" he
finished, blocking worf's jab and aiming to let his neck feel a
pleasant breeze.
Worf's bat'leth swung up to meet Chris' Gunblade, they moved closer,
trying to force
weapons out of the way. Worf leant in, "i don't like battenburg" he
said, and growled at
Chris.
"Please don't spit in my face" said Chris wiping the klingon saliva
off his face, "Its
disgusting and unhygenic" he finished, trying to break free. "Oh for
smeg sakes....What
do you like? Chocolate gateau? Cornetto whippy?"
"hmm, i could go for some chocolate gateau now that you mention it"
Worf said, and pushed
Chris away from him, swinging the bat'leth above his head, and aiming
square at Chris'
head.
"Eat this" said Chris shortly, loosing two arrows from his bow into
two Grunts
simultaneously, then smacking three of them in the shins with his
GunBlade. "Almost makes
me feel young again" he joked, before disemboweling one of his victims
for sport.
"yeah" Jack said, shooting two of them from behind the captains chair.
"makes me wish i
still had my other eye" he said, "i miss the sword... WOAH!" he
shouted, as the captains
chair got blown up, he dived behind the helm console, then looked
where he was.
"jeez" then moved across to comms, just in time as the helm console
exploded behind him.
"Did we ever kill Data?" asked Chris worriedly.
"good point" Jack said, looking around for the albino robot. "here
data, data, data!
i've got some questions for you!" Jack said, as one would speak when
calling a dog.
"I've got spot!" shouted Calum before being stunned by Data and
forming a KO'd motionless
lump on the floor...."Is he dead?" asked Jenny. "We can only hope,
rather that than when
Alota see's him" said Chris...."Most Eunuchs will have more Balls than
him after she's
dealt with him.
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