Time for ship to go "BOOM"

Who: Mk.6, Efof and the rest of the fleet
When: soon after the Raven crashed into the bridge
Where: In space (where do ya think?)
As the fleet of starbugs, blue midgets and 1 space eagle orbit the
Enterprise E firing pot shots at it, their fire suddenly started
hitting the hull.
"Hey! Efof. The Raven must have disabled the sheild controls." said
Mk.6
"Great. Now what Nightcrawler?" asked Efof
"Now we signal for the fleet to focus all fire on the nacells on the
rear of the Enterprise to disable it, and then once we have it
disabled we can board it and plant these holo-explosives next to the
ships warp core and blow it to kingdom come."
"Uh, so do you wanna give the order of shall I? Because I kinda
didnt catch all of that."
"Just give me the comms." Mk.6 said impatiently.
"Fleet, this is Nightcrawler. Focus all weapons on the nacells."
As the fleet started to fall into formation for their run onthe
nacells, over half of the fleet missed by about 100 degrees from
being pissed off their asses thanks to the free beer several minutes
before.
"Efof."
"Yeah, Mk.6?"
"Remind me to shoot at seymore a bit when this is over ,please."
Efof grinned.
"No problem buddy"
Of the few shots from the fleet that actually hit the Enterprise,
let alone the nacells, several of them punctured the hull, spilling
warp plasma into space and causing small explosions in the process.
"Ok, time to blow this thing" said Mk.6, trying to ad-lib the
coolest phrase he could think of.
As they hurtled towards the enterprise close to the engineering
deck, the planet express raced in their way.
"Looks like we got a bit of resistence here, Mk.6" said Efof
"Well, were in a bit of a hurry, so..."
Mk.6 was cut off by sereral shots from the planet express.
"SON OF A BITCH!" exclaimed Mk.6
Mk.6 fired off several volleys of weapons fire, all of which hitting
the planet express due to the fact that the crew were disagreeing on
which way to dodge the oncomming fire. After several seconds of
shooting, the planet express exploded in en unusually exagerated and
cartoony explosion.
"AWWWWWWWWW!" said Efof.
"I really like that show"
"Oh, get over it. They were trying to kill us."
And with that the Space Eagle sped towards the underbelly of the
Enterprise and, cuttio\ng a hole in the ships hull, boarded the ship.
"Now, wheres engineering from here?" said Mk.6
"Well, i guess we had better do a bit of exploring. So, do you wanna
carry the holo-explosives or should I?" said Efof
Although Mk.6 was incapable of facial expression, it would have been
a very inimpressed look on his face.
After some careful shots, Efof was convinced to carry the holo-
explosives.
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