Riker and Troi vs. Kochanski and Jack

OOC- This is a JP between Callum (Kochanski) and Andy (Jack)
 
 
Callum moved across the bridge realising that there was one enterprise crew member who hadn't made an appearance yet and was now stepping out of the turbolift... Troi. CK held his holowhip and stood ready to Finnish her. When Riker shot him with a phaser.
 
"Ouch," He said as he got up from the floor.
"Hey," said Chris who was still struggling against Worf. "You just got stunned, what it feel like?"
"You ever pissed on an electric fence?"
"No."
"Never mind then."
 
Riker began to bend down to inflict some serious pain on callum, Jack, who was stood a few metres behind him, a gun pointed at him cringed. "No... skin-tight uniform... can't see to shoot straight...."
 
"Just shoot the Bastard!" CK shouted, alerting Riker that Jack was standing right behind him.
Riker spun round, and reached to his phaser, not seeing the posterior of said first officer, Jack opened his eye, and shot him square between the eyes.
 
"damn i love the red dot sight on these things." he said. Riker was deleted slowly, as he collapsed. He was gone as he hit the floor. Jack stepped up to callum, and offered him a hand up.
 
"Thanks mate," Callum said, as he got up but before he had a chance to say anything else another turbolift opened and three security grunts stepped out.
 
"deal" he said, checking the energy pack on his gun, "troi always freaked me out anyway" he added, and gave all his attention to the security grunts, who began their usual tactic of leaning round the corner, firing a shot, then ducking back. During the time they were ducked, Jack moved forward a bit, to a new piece of cover.
Eventually, he was standing next to the turbo lift, and shot the heads as they appeared round the corner. He then picked up the holographic phasers, and replaced his hologun with two of them. "not bad" he said, turning the setting up to maximum.
Meanwhile Callum turned to Troi and realised he didn't have a weapon. "There's no right way to hit a woman." he said trying to take the moral high ground.
 
"Then do it the wrong way." She replied readying her fists.
"No, It's against my principles."
"I expected as much, I am sensing homosexual feelings in you".

That was more than enough to push Callum over the edge "Take this bitch" as he rugby tackled Troi into the wall.                                                                                                   "I am sensing much hostility" Troi said as CK strangled her.                                                "No shit sherlock." he replied as she took her final breath and disappeared...
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