Niples- "Time confusions"

Who: Ambassador Seymour Niples
Where: His Ambassadorial Quarters
When: Present time
Seymour looked around at his quarters and wiped his hands to signify
a job well done.
His quarters were now well furnished with stylish modern
furnishings, a cool couch, the latest in fashion Ikea furniture, a
widescreen TV with surround sound. It all had a cool retro feel to
it, this looked so much better than the furnishings he had had
before. He used to have old fashioned solid oak wardrobes and
cupboards, a leather couch, oak panelled coffee table covered in
coasters and doileys, and even regal wall hangings and paintings of
the Queen of England and her many stately homes.
It had been boring before, so Seymour had spent the last two days
changing everything. The Antique furniture had been thrown out and
demolished. It all laid in a big pile in cargobay 3 where he was
just about to go and set on fire. He liked the idea of 300 years
worth of antiques going up in smoke in minutes.
Seymour grabbed a cool chav jacket and was about to leave to go to
Parrotts when he felt a strange ripple in the air. He turned around
and looked at his quarters again – They had changed.
"What?! What's happening here?! Mky lovely Ikea furniture….. it's
all, its all gone back to how it was before!"
True enough, it had been changed as if the last two days had never
happened. All the old furniture was back again.
"I'd better get a refund for this!" Seymour whined. He walked up to
a cupboard and touched it to make sure it was real. He kicked it and
threw it onto the floor. "Bloody boring furniture!" He moaned.
----Cargo bay 3---
Seymour walked down to cargobay 3 to see if the wreckage of
furniture was there, instead in its place was the new packaged
furniture than he had ordered to be delivered.
"I'm going mad, I swear I'm going ma-" he paused as he heard a
whistling as someone walked by. He wanted everyone to think he was
cool, not mad. It was Efof walking past.
"Efof! Get here now!" He demanded. "Help me take all this stuff up
to my quarters, its new furniture. I'm redecorating."
"I thought you already did that?" Said Efof.
"No of course not you stupid Ffionian, or they wouldn't be here!
Your small brain is getting confused, it must be because of those
genitals on your head taking up all the room."
Efof sulked. "But theres a department meeting, its importa-"
"This is important, now help me will you!"
------2 hours later--------
Where: Outside Seymours quarters
Efof and Seymour stood panting in the corridor outside Seymours
quarters. They had brought up all of the furniture, it was still in
many boxes blocking the corridor.
"Now we'd better get these inside." Said Seymour.
He opened the door and Efof dragged a small box inside. "Seymour….
What have you been doing in here? It's a mess!"
"What? What are you talking about you stup-" Seymour paused as he
looked in his quarters. The place was a mess. And there was green
goo splattered around the place.
Seymour walked through the debris and tripped over something. He
looked down at his shoe. "Oh my god, it's a dead Hymenoptera! Talk
about Déjà vu, this is exactly like a few months ago when we just
took the Dwarf back from the Hymenoptera! This place was such a mess
I had to go live with Jack and Keats."
"Oh yes!" Said Efof. "Didn't you also smash what you thought was a
Hymenoptera egg, but was actually a big piece of poo-"
"Efof!"
"…and it splattered all over you."
"Shut up!"
"I remember you running around in hysterics with all this smelly goo
on you!"
"Efof! That's enough!" Seymour quietened him down. "Give me a hand
with cleaning this up."
"Whats the point? Something's really going odd here. I think we
should go find the Captain." Suggested Efof.
Seymour sighed. He hated agreeing with the genital-headed Ffionian,
but he was right this time. "I bet you anything it's to do with time
distortions. I hate temporal mechanics."
"Even I could have told you that!" Said Efof. "There's a calendar
over there."
Seymour made his way over the mess to leave the room, Efof looked
around.
"Hey Seymour… there's an `egg' over here. It might be a
Hymenoptera!" He joked but Seymour ignored him. "I think it might
hatch! Come over and break it! It won't be messy!" Efof said
sarcastically.
Seymour walked over and pushed Efof's face right down into the
Hymenoptera dung.
--------Later-----------
Who: Seymour
Where: Corridor
Seymour walked towards the expresslift when someone called his name
behind him. He just saw a head disappear around a corner.
"Who's that?" he called back.
Then again, the same voice called him- but this tome it came from
the direction he was heading in. Seymour spun around to see another
head duck behind the corridor.
Then again, the same voice called from behind him again. Again he
spun around just to catch the sight of Keats' head ducking into a
corridor.
"This isn't funny Keats!" Seymour said. He pun around to see Keats
again. "Hey, that was quick- there's no way you could have got there
in time…."
He turned around as another Keats behind him started to walk up to
him.
"Hey… urm…. Eh?" Seymour said confused. "Oh no, there's two of you!"
"Sorry Seymour, we were just having a laugh. Theres some kind of
time distortion. This is Keats from the past…. "
"And this is the Keats from the future…. Or present." Said the other
Keats.
"Or is it the other way around?" The first Keats joked.
Seymours head spun. "I hate temporal distortions!" He said. "Hang
on…. You two can't talk to each other!" He turned to face the Keats
from the present… or which he thought was. "Don;'t tell him
anything, you shouldn't even be together, its dangerous!"
"How?"
"What if you mention something that would change the present? Like …
say… if he knows about the time where the Hymenoptera take over-"
"What?"
Seymour paused. "Okay maybe I shouldn't say anything. Nobody say
anything! We might even now be living in a different timeline! Can
anyone remember anything that didn't happen?"
"What?" said both Keats together.
Seymour got confused and walked off.
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