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"morning hon, talk about lazy." melissa said as Jack made his way
sleepily out of the bedroom. He walked up behind her as she was
frying some eggs, and put his arms around her. "morning" he said,
smelling the food from over her shoulder.
After they'd eaten, they went for a walk, as sitting in an AR suite
for that long can't be good for your health. Whilst wandering
throughout the promenade, the inevitable happened... Melissa ran up
to a shop window, with many a wedding dress on display. Jack stayed
back for a second, waiting for the initial excitement to fade away.
"what the?" Jack said as what looked like a robotic Jay clone jumped
through the window, and moved to impale Melissa.
"NOOOOO!!!" Jack yelled, diving in the way of it's blade like arms,
and fell through the shop window, as the arm went straight through
him. Melissa screamed as she saw the clone, and fell to the floor,
cowering as the beast moved on her again, and lifted a blade. She
closed her eyes, and began to cry.
"Stay away from her!" Jack said, stepping out of the broken glass,
holding a knife. He dived at it, and forced the knife into its
head, and went through it again. The bladed arm of the creature
swung round through jacks chest, then the whole creature just
disappeared, as if it were disintegrated by something. Jack helped
Melissa up, and hugged her as she stopped crying.
"what the smeg was that?" she asked, still shaking.
"i don't know..." Jack began. "they were a slight problem for us
last year..."he added.
"yo Holly! what the hell is going on?" he shouted, and waited for an
answer.
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