Time to take on Satan

Who: Python, Jack, Melissa, CK, Efof, Bonzai Boy
Where: Control Room
When: After Holly sent an SOS
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Holly reappeared on the screen, "Sorry, dudes! It's no good. I
don't think anyone has picked us up!"
"Looks like we will have to fight Satan ourselves." Jack said.
"We will need to come up with some sort of plan!" Python said.
"The problem is that we don't have any weapons powerful enough to
kill Satan" Jack said.
All of a sudden, the ship lurched.
"What was that?" Python asked.
CK looked out of the window and saw that the ship was going into a
wormhole. "Hey guys! It's a wormhole jump!"
"Where is he taking this ship?" Melissa asked.
"I don't know!" CK answered.
All of a sudden, Satan's vines started growing into the walls of the
control room.
"What are these things?" Python asked.
"Looks like some kind of vines." Jack answered. "I reckon they were
made by Satan."
The vines started forming into cannons.
"This does not look good." Python said.
The cannons started firing green energy. They all ran out of the
control room. They ran down a corridor.
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"Perkins!" The Devil called.
"Yes, sire!"
"Round up my army! Send them down all the corridors to kill any
humans."
"Yes, sire!"
"They are probably trying to track me down right now."
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Who: Python, Jack, Melissa, CK, Efof, Bonzai Boy
Where: Weapons room/Corridor
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"Okay, everyone! Grab all the most powerful weapons and be sure to
take some extra ammo. We have a devil to kill." Jack instructed.
Everyone took a weapon except for Efof.
"Efof, did you hear what I said? Take a weapon" Jack instructed Efof.
"I'd rather use the tree! It's easier!" Efof replied.
"Will you ever stop with that?!?" Bonzai Boy complained.
"Efof, lets be serious here. We need proper weapons." Jack said.
"Okay!" Efof said, unenthusiastically and picked up a gun.
"Right, shoot any vines or zombies you see." Jack instructed.
The group ran out of the Weapons room. They were running down a
corridor. Zombies were coming in the opposite direction.
"THERE THEY ARE!" One of the zombies said.
"SHOOT!" Jack called.
The zombies and the crew started shooting at eachother. The crew
shot some of the zombies' heads off and ran through the remaining
crowd of zombies. The zombies started chasing the crew.
"We must stop the humans!" One of the zombies said. "Satan must
sucseed."
The crew started shooting at some of the vines.
"STOP!" The zombies called.
The zombies started shooting at the crew. Jack turned around and
shot the remaining zombies' heads off.
"Good shot!" Python said.
"Yeah! Now we just have to find Satan." Jack said.
"Is there any way of us killing him?" Python asked.
"Hopefully!" Jack answered. "Once we kill him, this zombie problem
will be all over and we will all have a Merry Christmas."
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