meh

"24 hours then.." Phil said, looking down at Dean and Jay who were bothunconcious, dribbling.
Phil sat in the machina whilst Jay's dad calibrated it.
 
"Intresting" he said, looking at a readout
 
Dean and Jay both farted at same time, which was like watchng a re-run of the Terance and Phillip movies...only worse...
 
"You're not quite human are you?"
 
"Ermm...no..."
 
"Well we have a small problem. Although the machine will work on you, i need a DNA sample it can regonise. Do you have any on board the 'Dwarf i could use?"
 
"Nope..Well there's MP..but's he's a midget"
 
"Damm.Damaged DNA...Jay's told me you have kids? Do they take after the mother or you?"
 
"Both I'm afraid...and THEY had an gaieng problem after they were born.."
 
"Brothers and sisters?"
 
"One possible one, but I'm not 100% sure...and besides I would like to keep as much of MY DNA as possible.."
 
"Well..there's only one other choice..I'll need to get a baseline from your parents..Are they still alive?"
 
Phil gulped....His parents...Well they were alive but...HIS PARENTS?
 
Phil started to cry at this thought whilst Dean and Jay drunkly cuddled each other...
 
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