RE: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] family reunion

oops...
 
this  'Quicky given to him by Dean'
was supposed to say "Quicky given to him by Jack"
 
DAMMIT!

-----Original Message-----From: Andy Longman [mailto:sirlagerlot@...]Sent: 10 October 2004 23:18To: Blue DwarfSubject: [JMC_Blue_Dwarf] family reunionWho:- Jay, Phil, DeanWhere:- New YorkWhen:- After Phil got turned away from the bar<OOC:- thats right people after Phil got TURNED AWAY hence..did not godrinking like everyone else seems to think!>"YES!" shouted Phil, his squeaky 8 year old voice making him sound more likea frustrated school girl. "We HAVE got to get me fixed!"Dean sniggered, when he'd had his dog 'fixed' he'd hacked its nuts off."But how do you propose we do it?!" Phil asked "I've tried everything!""Not everything!" said Jay "Come on, I know someone who can help!"*** Later, in Bournemouth, England ***"JAY!" came a voice, excited to see the pilot, Jay turned around and had twoarms flung around his neck and hugged tightly. "Hi Anna" he said, as hegreeted his younger sister."This is Dean, and Phil" he said, introducing his colleagues "Is Dad home?!""Sure, come on!" she beckoned for the trio to follow, and they did so, intohis parent house. Phil and Dean gazed around the Chrysler family home, thewalls were adorned with photos of Jay, his brother and his sisters, oneparticular photo of his late sister Vanessa stood out, the last one takenbefore her death. She was aboard Blue Dwarf, at Jay's wedding, it would havebeen the perfect photo, capturing Vanessa's stunning features, in abeautiful setting, at the happiest of occasions, truly capturing the memoryof her as she was, had it not been ruined by Dean and Phil in thebackground, mooning.Jay led his crewmates into the workshop his father had in the back garden."Hi Dad!" Jay said greeting the old man."Jay!" said his father, Robert smiling "You're back on Earth! How long areyou here for?!""Just until repairs are complete on the 'Dwarf I'm afraid" he said "Thenit's back into deep space""I've been reading about your adventures in the papers" said his father"Your all quite the heroes I gather, wheres Alota?!""She's visiting her parent's, she'll stop by at some point""I hope so, shes a lovely girl""Hate to be rude Dad, but I need a favour......"Jay explained the situation with Phil to his father, interupptedoccasionally by his mother barging in with drinks, wiping a smudge off Jay'scheek and showing Dean baby photos of Jay."I may be able to help..." said Robert, come this way. He lead Jay and theothers to a corner of his workshop, Jay's father had been a scientist in thespace corp before he retired, and was frankly, a genius. Jay knew that ifanyone could help, he'd be able to."This" said Robert to Phil, "Is a machine I designed during my space corpdays, it's designed to age metal to test its capacity after meatl fatiguesets in"Phil nodded, he was no stranger to science, he used to be chief scientistaboard the Dwarf after all, he'd heard of such a machine being theorised,but only for weapons purposes. In fact Jay's counterpart from a parrelleluniverse had even constructed such a thing, but was prevented from using iton the Earth by the crew over a year ago."Jay" whispered Dean, "I need a drink man!""Don't worry dude, this won't take long, and I have this!" he showed Deanthe Quicky given to him by Dean.He looked up."How long will this take Dad?!" Jay said, taking a swig from his quicky andoffering it to Dean."I THINK I can adjust it to work on organic tissue" said his father."How long witl this take Dad?!" Jay said, taking a swig from his quicky andoffering it to Dean."Patience Jay!" said his father, "If you can help me with the adjustments MrFeBuggure, I'm sure I can make it work""How long will this take Dad?!" Jay said, taking a swig from his quicky andoffering it to Dean."No problem" said Phil "But...is it safe?!""How long will this take Dad?!" Jay said taking a quig from his Swicky andoffering it to Dean."I make no guarantees" said Jay's father "But It's the best shot you've got""How long will thish take Dad?!" Jay slurred, taking a swick from his quiggyand offering it to Dean.Phil nodded, in deliberation."How longsh will this take Da...Dad!" Jay slurred, taking a wig from hisSwquicky and offering it to a plant pot."I'll do it" said Phil"Huh....lon...wuhll..." Jay slurred, taking a swish from quilchy and fallingoff his chair."Lets get started then!" said Jay's father, smiling."Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh" Jay slurred, dropping his quicky andfalling asleep."How long will this take Jay's dad?" Phil asked, putting the lid on Jay'squicky and laughing at Dean."About 4 hours to adjust and an hour for each year we need to age you.""24 hours then.." Phil said, looking down at Dean and Jay who were bothunconcious, dribbling.<tag Phildo!>...Protecting the universe from the scum of the Earth...www.BlueDwarf.co.uk-View the Blue Dwarf guide to the galaxy!Your number one resource in all things Blue Dwarf related!