JP-I WILL SURVIVE THIS TIME...if people don't turn me small and pin

JP- Up until the snip in the middle, it is a JP between Chris and Chris
(Chris and Phil), after that it is the work of Chris (Chris)
<snip>
"Do I dare open my eyes?"
"Yes...We're only removing MP's arm from this pipe...He was reaching down
into it to pick up a important bolt I needed for this experiment"
"Oh...” Chris wasn’t too sure if he was upset about this
"So...what ya want?"
<end snip>
Chris opened his eyes and walked into the room and gave a small pathetic
wave to the midget that was struggling frantically to remove his arm from a
pipe. "well, you see, I've been talking to Amber and, well, I wanted to talk
to you about returning to the land of the living as it were" He said as he
was glowered at by and extremely pissed off midget.
"Okay...that could be done...you see I'm having a few teething problems
getting this to work", said Phil, indicating the contraption he and el pervo
was working on. "And I need to test it first..."
"Thanks, being as you have come back from the dead, well, I thought you'd be
the best person to talk to, it's nice to know that somebody cares, sorry,
it's just, I dunno where to start" Said Chris thoughtfully.
"Well...I did have a little bit of help...from some guys called the
Archivers...They basically remade me with a triple helix DNA and a certain
increase in abilities on Thursdays...sadly though due to a ointment mix up,
I now think I'm Satan when drunk. I’m basically building this device to
"re-set" my DNA to its normal form. But we need to test it first......"
"Do you think it would be possible for me to come back, I was talking to
Keats, he said that he knew a way, but I decided to come to you first, to
see whether you thought there was any point"
Mp finished bolting something into the machine...which looked like a giant
microwave. "EE"..."Yup it's possible...we just need well you...to get in
there...and then my assistant here..." MP waved..." will activate the
device...Now assuming we've calibrated it properly you should experience
almost no pain what so ever"
Chris stepped into the device, and he stood there, and he stood there.....
MP whispered to Phil "eee?" ..."Yes I know...he got in there rather
quick....he must be desperate, stupid or both...”...then in a louder voice
"Right Old bean...pick a number from one to ten...Haven’t had a chance to
calibrate it properly...and we can set it to one of ten options...so pick"
“Ah, erm…six!” Shouted Chris, and with that, he closed his eyes, and braced
for what was about to happen…..
"Right...Number four it is then..." "NOOO...I said six" "Three?" "Six!"
"Seven?" "NOOOOOO...I said SIX...." "Two it is then..." said
Phil...Hitting the number two switch and then singled for MP to press the
BRB (Big red button).
The process ended, and Chris stepped out of the device...
"EEE!" ......"EEEEE?" "Oh craps....err ...dunno how to say
this....but...well.....you’re in the poo now....." "E?" "Well lets just
say...I think some of MP's dna got in the chamber and....well thats NOT a
reflection you are looking at" Said Phil, from behind his desk and now
mentally gibbering at the thought of there now being TWO midgets on the
ship.
Chris hurriedly ran back inside the contraption and Phil pressed another
button at random
Chris stepped out with his eyes closed, "Did it work dude", "Er...yes,
perfect, 100 percent success" muttered Phil. "Seriously Dude, whats happened
to me this time?" Asked Chris desperately.
"Err, well, your back to normal size, but. Your skin is bright pink"
"WHAT THE F**K HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU USELESS BASTARD"
It was at this point that the door broke down, and much of the crew knew
what may have been happening, came streaming forward into the room for a
brief snicker and then left.
"Right one more go..." said Phil...Pushing Chris back in trying to ignore
the sniggers from his "assistant...”...Fortunately for Phil's bladder, this
time it worked.
Chris emerged from the device for the third time, this time looking inch
perfect, but still a hologram, "Go and talk to Keats, this needs some big
time adjustments" Said Phil, extremely pissed off that his device hadn't
worked.
*Ok, thanks for trying to help dude, I’m gonna go off now and see John…
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<snip>
Keats 'awoke' to someone standing over him. It was deceased crewman
Chris Harris.
"I need a favour" he asked.
Keats looked up at him, breathed in deeply and closed his eyes.
"What is it...?"
<end snip>
“Can you help me out please John, you said you knew how to bring me back to
life, now, can you tell me how…?”
<tag, TONY!>
<OOC- The George. W. Bush memorial? I didn’t realise they allowed people to
openly carry sledgehammers around these days…can we smash it up, please!>
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