Efof-"Finding a use for Archers Aqua!"

Who: Efof Yuwa'Kar + Dean
Where: On the hull of the Pirate ship
When: As the team inside finds the wormhole drive
Efof and Dean continued to attach the large cannisters of alcohol to
the small Phoenix, it was starting to look like an over packed camper
van, with a long trailer of attached barrels.
"Hey Efof that Pirate is still looking at us through that window, he
keeps trying to shout something."
"Hic!" Said Efof.
"Efof how much have you been drinking!"
"Hic?"
"Bloody hell, if you're having some then i'm going to as well!" said
Dean, opening up a container and feeding a straw from his space suit
into it.
Efof walked over to the window that the Pirate was watching them
through and started kicking it.
"What the hell are you doing you crazy alien?"
"I'm (hic) trying to break the glass, then the room he's in will
decompress and he'll fly out...and (hic)...die!"
"Good idea, let me help!"
They both started kicking the glass, then after a few moments started
limping around. Then they started beating it with fists. Then moments
later were cradling their bruised fists.
Inside, another Pirate came to join the first. "Arr! What the hell
are they doing?" the second pirate said. "It's toughened glass,
surely they know that...?"
His voice trailed off as Efof started banging his head against it.
This continued for 10 minutes, long enough for the 2nd Pirate to
leave the room, get his space suit on and go outside.
Efof and Dean turned around with sore heads to see a pirate in a
space suit behind them, with a raised weapon in his hand. The gun
glowed.
"Move!" Said Dean, leaping out of the way.
"Hic?" Said Efof and hit the deck. The pirate fired, hitting and
smashing the glass. The first pirate who was still watching, flew out
due to explosive decompression and quickly dissapeared into the
darkness of space.
Everyone watched the pirate fly away, and Efof took the opportunity
to kick the Pirate's legs away from under him. The pirates magnetic
boots detached from the hull and he cartwheeled across the deck in
the lack of gravity. The Pirate tried to get up again, but was
smacked over the head with a bottle of Archers Aqua, which was thrown
across from Dean, who had opened up a cargo container of it.
He lobbed another one and the Pirate lost his footing and fell
backwards.
"Finally I've found a use for these rubbish girly drinks!" Said Dean
throwing another one and knocking the Pirate off the deck, where the
floated out into space.
Dean threw another for good measure. "Hey don't waste them, they're
nice!" Said Efof.
"Big girl!" was Dean's response.
They entered the ship through the smashed window and went to find the
other two teams. Dean grabbed another crate of bottles in case they
encountered any more Pirates, but this time making sure it was beer
that he liked.
After some walking and drinking, Efof and Dean found CK, Chris and
Jack running out of the engineering deck.
"Hell-(hic)-o!" said Dean. Efof started singing.
"Bloody hell!" Said Jack. "You were supposed to recover the beer, not
drink most of it!"
"Too much, we couldnt take it all- (hic) so we couldnt waste it!"
Said Dean.
"-Waste it! No!" Echoed Efof.
"Okay," Said CK. "I've wired all the bombs up to this trigger
device," He showed them a remote device with a big red button
attahed. "I spent a lot of time making sure it was anti-tamperproof
so we can be safe detonating it when we leave. Absolutely nothing
could trigger the bombs until we want them to go off."
"OOh red button!" Said Efof and jabbed the remote.
"YOU TIT!!!" Said CK. "Quick, HIT THE DECK!"
They dived to the floor and a fireball show out from Engineering
behind them.
Alarms started ringing everywhere and big thick fire and security
walls started descending slowly from the ceiling.
"Time to go I think!" Said Jack. "I hope the others have the wormhole
drive"
They legged it under the big closing doors in search for the other
group.
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